Previously on Master Yoda's Blog...

A stupid thing they have on TV shows now. For instance, one of my favorite shows, Gilmore Girls is. Hey, judge me not! Anyway, a phrase they say at the beginning of every episode there is, "Previously on Gilmore Girls...". Then a montage of clips that summarize the entire series they will show. Longer this gets ever week. Soon, a whole episode of nothing but these clips they will have. Instead of saying, "Previously on Gilmore Girls...", say "In case never seen or heard of this show you have..", they should. Anyway, copied and repeated all stupid ideas deserve to be. So, here it is: Previously on Master Yoda's Blog... "Room to talk about my hair loss, Windu has not!" "Bought a dump I have! Nice in the brochure it looked." "Tell which Sith Lord is Oprah, can you? Tell I can not either." "To get me to join his zoo, he tried!" "As see you can, anger manangement issues I have." "Seen this man have you? Caught on tape stealing my wallet he was!" "Very serious and solumn, Jedi business is." "Help noticing this when walking past Yaddle's room, I could not." "This should teach Obi-wan to call me a girlie-man!" "Will the Wookiee eat my Cookie?" (The Youngling's favorite Dr. Seuss book, this is.) Enjoy this walk down Memory Lane did you? Very much I enjoyed it - have to think of something to write about I did not!