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Answered many of your questions below I have. Charging you for this I should be. Usually have to sign up for the Jedi Academy then pass the grueling entrance exams you would have to before share with you this kind of wisdom I would. And of course, the hazing and Pledge Week there is. Easy you got off. From Your Comments: Jason wrote: I wonder what you would get if you mixed 2 extreme opposites like Windu and Kenobi together in to one person. Answer: Ready for this answer are you? If in the room, Younglings are, send them out now, you must. Out of the room, are they? OK.... + = Norton wrote: How do Stormtroopers go to the toilet? It doesn't look as if the armour is easy to remove, even with that big white codpiece. Answer: Norton, almost 900 years I have lived. Traveled the galaxy for centuries gathering much wisdom and experience I have. My immense wisdom I offer freely to you. And a question like this you ask me. Good choice. Standard issue for all Stormtroopers, Depends undergarments are. An important part of the every Stormtrooper's uniform they are. Of course, constantly take the Depends off when full they get, Stormtroopers can not. So built into their armor, a nozzle for a wet/dry vacuum hose is. Once a day, lined up the Stormtroopers are so that receive their vacuuming they can. Very efficient it is. Peter Twister wrote: Why always in inverted gramatical order do you speak? Answer: Nothing wrong with the way I speak, there is. Been speaking this way for almost 900 years I have. Maybe inverted your grammar is! Hmph! Peter Twister also wrote: Do you think the female of your same species that sits on the jedi council is hot? Answer: Of Master Yaddle you speak? Only 477 years old she is! Look at a young girl that way, I would not! A dirty old man I am not! Rob the cradle like that I would not! Scandalous that would be! Lt Cmdr Oneida: Do you have a Dolly Parton addiction support group that you go to? Answer: If wrong, being addicted to Dolly is, then want to be right I do not! From Your Emails "Dear Master Yoda, Here's a misc. question for your blog. Did you have a sit-&-spin when you were a kid? If not, are you mentally scarred by this deprivation? (I am) ... Oh the deprivation!!! " - Kathleen R. Answer: Padawan Kathleen, Obviously, issues you have. But empathize I can. A Sit-&-Spin I had not! Cheap knock-off toys my parents would buy me, so a Sit-&-Pretend-to-Spin I had. A round piece of cardboard it was. Set it on the ground, then sit on top of it, you were supposed to. Then imagine yourself spinning you had to. Rock my world it did not. -Master Yoda Like to thank everyone who submitted questions, I would. A question for Yoda, have you? Maybe advice you need? Post it in the comments here or email them to me you can. (On the right-hand side of this blog, my email address is.) Perhaps answer the question in my next Ask Yoda post I will.