Ask Yoda

Answer your questions here I will: From Actual Emails Andrew R writes: "Here's a load of miscellaneous questions. Are your Yoda shirts made by illegal immigrants in a sweatshop? Has he ever thought about switching to a cheaper brand of food for Bob, like Special Bantha from Wal-Mart? Tatooine is a desert planet, so what do banthas eat anyway? Sand? Jawas? What?" Andrew, here a load of miscellaneous answers are: 1)Absolutely not. Made by Padawan Younglings in the Jedi Temple attic, those T-shirts are. A "sweatshop" it is not. For instance, the other day, a window I cracked open for them for an hour or two. Also, sure I make that at least one fifteen minute break they get every eight or nine hours. 2)Finicky Bob is. Much worse than gas, the cheap brand gives him, if what I mean you know. 3)Based on a common misconception this question is. Commonly believed that rain on Tatooine it does not, it is. But correct that is not. You see only rain water it does not. But rain Pork n' Beans it does. So, when banthas grazing you see, grazing on the Pork n' Beans laying on the ground from the last shower, they are. Why so gassy they are, this explains. Lizzy M writes: "Who does the Jedi Council's hair? It must take Millenia to comb out Kenobi's beard." Answer: "Comb out his beard regularly, Kenobi does not. When combed out it is, bits of food, pens, pencils, and even small animals we find." A question for Yoda have you? Email them to me or post them in the comments you can. Perhaps answer them in an upcoming Ask Yoda post I will.