|Read what Windu wrote I have. [Sigh] Tired of this I am. At a "pot farm" I was not! At Pottery Barn I was! Look like a stoner to you, I do, Windu?! Doofus!|
Tonight, bored we were, so Go Fish some of us played. A mistake that was. Play card games with a Jedi you should not.
YODA: Your turn it is, Kenobi.
KENOBI: Ok, what am I supposed to do, again?
YOUNG SKYWALKER: Yo, it's Go Fish, G, not brain surgery.
KENOBI: It's all them hard rules you got to remember! I don't know how you'ns do it!
WINDU: Look, for the 800th time, man. You want to get four of a kind, when you get four of a kind, you lay it down. Look at your cards and ask one of us if we have something you've got. If we do, you get to go again. If we don't, you have to pick a card, and then it's the next guy's turn. Got it? So go ahead, ask one of us if we've got something you have.
KENOBI: Ok, Mace, you got something I got?
WINDU: No! That's not how it works!
YOUNG SKYWALKER: It's useless, yo.
WINDU: Alright, listen Obi-wan, I'm going to go over this one more time...
On like that for another hour it went. Finally, my turn it was.
YODA: Young Skywalker, have any threes, do you?
YOUNG SKYWALKER: Go fish, Playa.
YODA: See through you I can! Two threes you have!
WINDU: (Throws hands up) This is why we can't ever play these games! You can't use the Force to see what other people have!
YODA: Use the Force I would not, if cheating Young Skywalker would stop!
YOUNG SKYWALKER: (Stands up, knocks over card table) You callin' me a cheater, yo? I'm about to bust a cap up in here!
Pretty, what happened next was not. Just say let us, that why become Master yet he has not, I showed Young Skywalker. Getting out of the Temple Infirmary tomorrow he will. Just in time to clean up the mess in the game room it will be.