Darth Oprah

Suspected this for a long time I have. But have proof I did not, until now. Out it turns, a Sith Lord, Oprah is! No wonder, the most powerful person in the Galaxy she is! Much power she has from the Dark Side. But combined with the power of her Book of the Month Club, unstoppable she will be! Photographic evidence below, I have. Getting these pictures to us, many Bothans died. See for yourself you can: Exhibit A - Change their appearance powerful Sith Lords can Usually, like this Oprah looks: But sometimes, like this she looks too!: Which one she looks like now, remember I do not. Keep track I cannot. But, when her true appearance the Force hides not, look like this she does!: Exhibit B - Wield power over the government the Sith will try. Power over Emporer George she has! No, Senator Amidala, no! Exhibit C - Violent the Sith Are Here, wielding her Dark Side powers, Darth Oprah is. Attacking this poor Wookie, she is! Exhibit D - Look Alike, Sith often do. Tell which Sith Lord, Oprah is, can you? Tell, I can not. Exhibit D - Always two there are, no more, no less (Give or take). "What is thy bidding, Master?" Destroyed her apprentice, when the chance we had, we should have. Exhibit E - Miscellaneous Proof If evil this hairdo is not, know what evil is, I do not. Even in her Glamour Shot/Prom Picture, evil she looks. And finally.... My case I rest!! Tomorrow - Movie Quote Contest Winners and Answers