Sunday, May 29, 2005

Darth Oprah

Suspected this for a long time I have. But have proof I did not, until now. Out it turns, a Sith Lord, Oprah is! No wonder, the most powerful person in the Galaxy she is! Much power she has from the Dark Side. But combined with the power of her Book of the Month Club, unstoppable she will be! Photographic evidence below, I have. Getting these pictures to us, many Bothans died.

See for yourself you can:

Exhibit A - Change their appearance powerful Sith Lords can

Usually, like this Oprah looks:
SkinnyOprah

But sometimes, like this she looks too!:
Oprah_Fat
Which one she looks like now, remember I do not. Keep track I cannot.

But, when her true appearance the Force hides not, look like this she does!:

Oprah_NoMakeup



Exhibit B - Wield power over the government the Sith will try.

OprahandBush Power over Emporer George she has!

Amidala_Oprah No, Senator Amidala, no!




Exhibit C - Violent the Sith Are

Oprah_Lightning
Here, wielding her Dark Side powers, Darth Oprah is.


Oprah_Attack_Wookie Attacking this poor Wookie, she is!


Exhibit D - Look Alike, Sith often do.

Oprah_Palpatine
Tell which Sith Lord, Oprah is, can you? Tell, I can not.


Exhibit D - Always two there are, no more, no less (Give or take).


Dr phil_oprah_Large "What is thy bidding, Master?"
Destroyed her apprentice, when the chance we had, we should have.


Exhibit E - Miscellaneous Proof


oprahweirdhair
If evil this hairdo is not, know what evil is, I do not.


Oprah_Glamour_Shot
Even in her Glamour Shot/Prom Picture, evil she looks.


And finally....



Oprah_Michael_Jackson My case I rest!!


Tomorrow - Movie Quote Contest Winners and Answers

Comments on "Darth Oprah"

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (12:55 AM) : 

I hope the rest of the world realizes this now too... rid the world of the dark side we must.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (2:14 AM) : 

Indeed, she is evil. This month's release of her magazing claims men prefer to be impotent than bald!

 

Blogger Nic said ... (4:14 AM) : 

Oh, dear! It is worse than I thought. In her "Glamor Shots" photo, she looks more like an extra from Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video. And not one of the movie theater patrons either. She truly is of the Dark Side. Run, run, run fast as you can...

 

Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said ... (6:59 AM) : 

She is truly on from the Dark Side, and more dangerous than any other. Everyone should stay clear; she is the most Evil one of all.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (9:57 AM) : 

I never knew that about Oprah! Thank you for bringing this to my attention, Master Yoda.

She is strong in Force, but not strong enough to beat you!

 

Blogger mr. schprock said ... (1:14 PM) : 

If fight her you must, the color purple you should wear.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (7:50 PM) : 

Master Yoda, a genius you are!

 

Blogger whatifyourfingerswerealive said ... (8:46 PM) : 

hahahaha

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (2:30 AM) : 

Oprah is plotting to take over the world, Yoda. The conspiracy is bigger than any of us could ever imagine.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (3:17 AM) : 

It's all so horribly clear now.

I must surrender to the mastery of the great Darth Oprah.

 

Blogger Brightpictures said ... (8:34 PM) : 

Master Yoda, good work!

 

Blogger Tracy S said ... (1:59 PM) : 

OMg that is the funniest thing I have seen in a very long time ...I am going to blog roll ya so I can come back and read more ...the time now ,I do not have ....
May the force me with you ..lol :)

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (11:25 PM) : 

Agent of evil is she.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (9:57 PM) : 

Finally you all caught on. I always knew this!!!! Mwaa Ha Ha!

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (4:44 PM) : 

I sensed this, she shall be my new apprentice.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (5:22 PM) : 

I had sensed she was evil and a threat to all that is innocent and pure, but never would i have thought she is the dark sith lord. i thank you master yoda for showing me her true form.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (4:46 PM) : 

Hmmm ....hunt down this sith we must,clouded her future is,grave danger i sense!!

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (5:10 PM) : 

lol.i really understand the evilness of oprah...it makes ya think

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (4:32 PM) : 

I always knew that somebody else would figure it out besides me, have you ever noticed how evil she is on her show? AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! LOL!

 

Blogger IambetterthanKieraKnightleySabe said ... (4:45 PM) : 

You can't win this battle Darth Oprah! Yoda is the best!!

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (6:44 PM) : 

Don't worry I'll stop Darth Ophra and her apprentice with Patrick Solo!!!

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (3:55 PM) : 

hhhhhhhh Hmm...She is powerfull...and she has potential, She shall become Lord Sidius' General.
kuh

Sincerely Darth Vader, your Lord.

 

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