Seen this man have you? As see you can, caught on tape STEALING MY WALLET this man is! Waiting for the bus I was, my own business minding. Suddenly, my pocket this man picks! Tired I must have been. Sensed him I should have. Strong with him the Force must be.
Be so upset I would not, but in my wallet my Dollywood annual pass I kept!
If any information about this man you have, call the police immediately you should. Or John Walsh maybe. A reward there is if retrieved my Dollywood pass is.
So upset I am.