|A stupid thing I did. Heard about those time share properties have you? Well, suckered into buying one I was. Developed "buyer's remorse" I have.|
In some place called Dagobah it is. Nice in the brochure it looked. Described as "beautiful waterfront bungalow" it was. Not until after I signed the papers, see my place did I. Anything like the brochure it is not! See for yourself you can. From the brochure the picture on the left is. The one on the right the real one is.
For an hour to the sales rep I listened. All over we rode on his little golf cart. Showed me several properties did he, but show me any on the swamp he did not!
Bought a dump I have! Far away from the community pool this place is. Close to the Laundromat it is not. Bad for my Asthma swamp air is. Cough up phlegm it makes me. An interesting tree growing in the backyard there is, though.
Know do you anyone who likes swamps? Tell them a good deal I will make them.