Every night, the Michael Jackson trial on E!, Kenobi watches. Painful memories for me it brings back. Told no one about this I have. Maybe the time to share, now is. Friends we all are, we are not?
Several years ago, Neverland I visited. Put me in a music video Michael Jackson promised. Meet at his Disney Ranch he wanted. So, agree I did.
Later, the real reason he wanted me there, I found out. Get me to join his zoo he tried! Also, change my name to Bubbles he wanted. "Love my llama you will!" telling me he kept.
Much money he offered me. When down I turned him, get me drunk he tried. But hold my "Jesus juice" I can. So, captive at the ranch he held me. Escape I tried, but powerful Sith Lord he is! Know this before, I did not. Let me leave, he would not, until with him for this picture I posed. Fortunately, make me share his bed he never tried.
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Tomorrow - Screaming MeMe.