What a Woman Wants

Yesterday, having a discussion Senator Amidala and I were. Forgotten what it was about I have. Caring half-way I stopped. Blather on and on she can. On and on and on and on. All I know, mad about something she was. "Take me seriously Palpatine does not, blah, blah, blah...many good ideas I have, blah, blah, blah...like a child they treat me, blah, blah, blah..." As usual, tuning her out I was. Started to daydream about going to the beach I had, when suddenly she said, "Heard a single word I have said you have not!" Busted I was. Already, angry she was. Now, become even angrier she had. "As bad as the rest of them you are! Listen to me you do not, because a woman I am!" Red her face was now. Bulging from her forehead a large vein was. Now, sensitive to women's needs I am. Much insight into what a woman is feeling I have. Very experienced in this regard I am. To handle this delicately I decided. "Angry you are, I can see. Your time of the month it is?" Tell you let me, hit hard she can! Know she is that strong I did not! A black eye I have. Still hurt it does. Next time, try to help I will not.