Tenth Planet In Your Solar System

This story I read in a cyberspace transmission from an entity known as the "Associated Press" (like a crime syndicate, that sounds to me). It says that found a tenth planet in your solar system your scientists have. To much trouble for nothing they went. Told you about this planet, I could have. About this planet, everyone who has traveled to Earth knows. This is because the last rest stop with a restroom before leaving your solar system, it has. Of course, filthy the place is. Always out of those little paper covers which on the toilet seat you lay, it is. Those paper covers I love. (Like to sit my cute little naked tushy where set their big ugly fannies a bunch of other people have, I do not.) Wasted much time tearing off toilet paper and laying it perfectly on top of the toilet seats I have. Also, written on the stall walls, many personal messages are. If a good time you want, call Susie you can. I guess a fun person she is. Maybe a discount to Six Flags, she has. Specific, the note was not, though helpful it was. Apparently, to the bathroom there, many artists go. This I know because of all their drawings on the walls I see. Big fans of anatomy, they are. All bad it is not. A little playground for the younglings it has, and a big yard where walk your wookie you can, there is. Many interesting brochures about interesting tourist attractions around your Solar System the lobby contains. However, since filthy the rest rooms are, stop there I would not, but the next restroom, many lightyears away it is. Anyway, named the planet, your scientists have not. But a name it already has - Bob. Stopped many times, at Planet Bob I have. Because educate you people I must, this list of the planets in your solar system I made: Mercury Venus Earth Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune Pluto Bob Make sure to remember this post you should when the next time a Jeopardy contestant you are.