Faddle, Daddle, and Bugs

Today, this note under my door I found: "If have you I can not, Then have you no one will! Long for this world you have not! Bwahaahahahahahaha! xoxoxo, The One Who Loves You Truly P.S. With 'paddle' my name rhymes." Written this who could have? Hmm, coherent it is, well-written, yes. Good sentence structure it contains. But recognize the handwriting I do not, hmm. Very mysterious. Rhymes with 'paddle' the author says her name does. Hmm, be that who could? Master Fiddle Faddle perhaps? Very nutty she is. Just the kind of practical joke she might pop in and do, it is. Hmm... no, make sense, this would not. Too sweet to do this she is. Maybe Jedi Knight Diddle Daddle it is? No, whoever did this, quick enough to leave the note without me seeing her, she was. Fast Jedi Daddle is not. Her time about things she takes. Very slow she is. A lot of time she wastes. Yes, very mysterious this is. Know if it is related I do not, but later when into the kitchen I went, what I saw this was: Bugs, noooo!!! Done such a horrible thing to my cute little stuffed Bugs Bunny, who could have? Capable of such cruelty, who would be?