Happy I Am NOT!!

I knew that happen this would! Enjoy doing the doggy paddle in the toilet, I do not! So gross, it was! After this, a four-hour shower I took. With a brillo pad, I scrubbed. Someone asked, "Just float above the bowl, why don't you?" Hmph! At my age, use the Force I must just so move my colon I can! Sense you laughing I can. Stop it! Serious this is! Very wet I got! Caught cold, I could have! Want to explain that to the doctor I would not! Pay dearly, whoever stole my board will. Take my word you can. ________________ On one of those reality shows, I went. Called Survivor: Tatooine it is. An application for me Young Skywalker sent, and tell me he did not! Funny he thought he was. Get him for this I will. Anyway, a blog about it there is. On it, all of the contestants post. Click on the "Survivor Tatooine" banner below the obnoxious eBay ad on the left you can.