Saturday, July 09, 2005

Dooku: The Get Well Card

Been in the hospital since the Springer incident, Dooku has. The doctors say that recovering nicely he is. Hmph. Too bad that is.

Sent him a get well card I have. More than he ever did for me, it is. When the Naboosian Flu I had, send a get well card, he did not! No excuse he has. Just because trying to kill each other, we are, mean it does not that be nice to each other we cannot! Besides, above such pettiness I am.

A card with cute little kitties on it I got him. Things that have cute little kitties on them, Dooku loves. Smile it will make him, sure I am.

A funny little joke on the inside, it had too. But personalize these things you must. At least, what Dear Abby says that is. So below is the message on the card I wrote:

Dooku,

Get well soon!!

So that smite you down I can!

Love,
Yoda, the Face of Your Destruction

Comments on "Dooku: The Get Well Card"

 

Anonymous hc_godess said ... (12:47 AM) : 

Dear Abby would be proud.

 

Blogger jedisiri said ... (2:04 AM) : 

send dooku a get well card from Jedi Shaquanda !(with a cute photo)

 

Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said ... (6:44 AM) : 

Who else would be so considerate? He will be so pleased!

 

Anonymous Alasseo said ... (7:21 AM) : 

How touching...

Surely, Yoda, no-one can doubt you are the soul of compassion.

...just wait until he gets out of hospital.

 

Blogger Leia said ... (11:40 AM) : 

You should build a cloning machine outside the hospital so there'd be a ton of Dookus, then a killing machine right in front of it.

 

Anonymous The Jedi Princess said ... (11:46 AM) : 

So sweet Yoda!

 

Blogger Heather said ... (12:05 PM) : 

Ahhh, how sweet!

 

Blogger Jenn said ... (2:12 PM) : 

Next time, say it with flowers, instead. Only stick some poison ivy in among the blossoms and hope that he's allergic.

 

Blogger Anakin Skywalker said ... (6:21 PM) : 

You're thoughtful for a little green dude. And Dooks is such a hater - I mean, he chopped off my arm and I didn't get a card either.

And when the time for smiting comes, I get first dibs, yo.

 

Blogger Holy Mother Eph said ... (12:32 AM) : 

You are so thoughtful, Master Yoda. Even what you wrote inside will bring a smile to his face. He thinks he can defeat you so he'll laugh, but he is an evil fool. He's surrounded by enemies being part of the dark side. Bad guys always turn on their own...and then he has you and the other masters to contend with. It's hopeless for him, but he's too arrogant to see that. It's time someone take care of him because he's also a lousy thief. He stole my tea and crumpets!!

 

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