A Goober, Kenobi Is
| Waiting for me at the Jedi Temple when I got home, R2D2 was. Sent him, Senator Amidala had. How long waiting there he had been, I know not. Before me a holographic image of Senator Amidala, R2 projected. "Help me, Master Yoda," she said, "My only hope you are. An emergency situation... szktzz" Static there was, then Undertaker from WWE appeared. "Coming after you, I am, Booker T! Hear me, do you?!..." "Kenobi!" I yelled. "Your butt in here, get right now!" Out from the bathroom ran Kenobi, zipping up and on his robe wiping his hands. Stuck to his boots, toilet paper was. "Taped over an important message from Senator Amidala with your stupid wrestling you have!" "Me it was not!" he said, "See me do it, no one did. Prove anything you can not!" "Then whose cheesy orange finger prints on the front of R2, these are? Hmm?" Busted, he was. Time to lock Kenobi in the closet again it is, I think. |
Wisdom shared by Master Yoda at Wednesday, June 29, 2005
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Obi Wan should quit watching wrestling and watch something more realistic -- Intargalactic Gladiator Entertainment (formerly Intergalactic Gladiator Federation).
Send him to boot camp!
Master Yoda...good to see you are working on those pesky Jedi. Perhaps you should try a little force lightning on them when they get out of line? Sure it may be a little 'dark', but you can muster the strength, can't you?
I think your only hope is that he will get a message like that himself one day, and someone will have taped over or lost half of the message so that he doesn't know why he is their "only hope."
was Amidala's trouble solved?
I agree; in the closet, Kenobi must be locked.
Portugal has been very hot. 112 degrees Farenheit. Whew!
But surely she would know Yoda couldn't help her with something so trivial as a broken nail?
No offense, Master Yoda, but your nails are in no shape to serve as an example!
Putting Kenobi into solitary confinement in the closet won't be too much of a punishment, will it? He enjoys it. He just stands on his head and sings 'You are My Sunshine' til everyone is so nuts they'd turn to the Dark side just to make him stop. I think it's time you seek professional help, Yoda. Boot camp is a great suggestion. Hopefully he can pass the psychological evaluation to enter.
I'm surprised Obi Wan knew how to operate R2. Complicated to program, those droids are.
Lock him in the closet, but be sure to fumigate in there after as he seems less than sanitary. He more than likely did NOT wash his hands after using the Little Jedi's room. *blech*
Prehaps its time to get out the pressure hose again, Yoda?
I have a closet.
Just saying.