Wednesday, June 29, 2005

A Goober, Kenobi Is

Waiting for me at the Jedi Temple when I got home, R2D2 was. Sent him, Senator Amidala had. How long waiting there he had been, I know not.

Before me a holographic image of Senator Amidala, R2 projected. "Help me, Master Yoda," she said, "My only hope you are. An emergency situation... szktzz"

Static there was, then Undertaker from WWE appeared. "Coming after you, I am, Booker T! Hear me, do you?!..."

"Kenobi!" I yelled. "Your butt in here, get right now!"

Out from the bathroom ran Kenobi, zipping up and on his robe wiping his hands. Stuck to his boots, toilet paper was.

"Taped over an important message from Senator Amidala with your stupid wrestling you have!"

"Me it was not!" he said, "See me do it, no one did. Prove anything you can not!"

"Then whose cheesy orange finger prints on the front of R2, these are? Hmm?"

Busted, he was. Time to lock Kenobi in the closet again it is, I think.

Comments on "A Goober, Kenobi Is"

 

Blogger Kittymama said ... (2:53 AM) : 

It could have been worse,... it could have been your Dolly Parton recordings!

 

Blogger jedisiri said ... (5:38 AM) : 

get easy with it , master yoda. kenobi has a bad time these few days, missing the holiday at the water park with his fellow master.

 

Anonymous porn kid said ... (7:47 AM) : 

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Blogger Master Yoda said ... (7:58 AM) : 

Please, family-friendly your comments keep.

Thank you!

 

Blogger Qui-Gon Jinn said ... (8:12 AM) : 

Master,
I've found that locking him in the closet isn't as effective a punishment, as say smacking him with a rolled up magazine. He tends to forget why he's there or goes in search of treasure in the pockets of everyones hippie frocks. Now Windu's Tiger Beat can be put to good use!
I mean, I love that boy, but he just ain't right.
QGJ

 

Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said ... (8:51 AM) : 

Obi Wan should quit watching wrestling and watch something more realistic -- Intargalactic Gladiator Entertainment (formerly Intergalactic Gladiator Federation).

 

Anonymous The Jedi Princess said ... (9:30 AM) : 

Send him to boot camp!

 

Blogger Chancellor Palpatine said ... (9:46 AM) : 

Master Yoda...good to see you are working on those pesky Jedi. Perhaps you should try a little force lightning on them when they get out of line? Sure it may be a little 'dark', but you can muster the strength, can't you?

 

Anonymous hc_godess said ... (10:29 AM) : 

I think your only hope is that he will get a message like that himself one day, and someone will have taped over or lost half of the message so that he doesn't know why he is their "only hope."

 

Blogger Aayla Secura said ... (10:55 AM) : 

Maybe you should get him a shock collar as well...

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (11:48 AM) : 

was Amidala's trouble solved?

 

Blogger Barriss Offee said ... (12:42 PM) : 

If Obi-Wan is someone's only hope, they'll be desparate indeed!

Master Yoda, see, this is why I think you should get TiVo for the Temple. That way, Obi-Wan can record his wrestling, and he won't erase any important messages.

 

Blogger flu said ... (1:25 PM) : 

I wonder what Padme's trouble is?

mis-matched shoes?...out of lip gloss?...broke a nail?

we may never know how to help the poor dear!

 

Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said ... (1:58 PM) : 

I agree; in the closet, Kenobi must be locked.

Portugal has been very hot. 112 degrees Farenheit. Whew!

 

Blogger ninjanun said ... (1:59 PM) : 

But surely she would know Yoda couldn't help her with something so trivial as a broken nail?

No offense, Master Yoda, but your nails are in no shape to serve as an example!

 

Blogger Holy Mother Eph said ... (2:24 PM) : 

Putting Kenobi into solitary confinement in the closet won't be too much of a punishment, will it? He enjoys it. He just stands on his head and sings 'You are My Sunshine' til everyone is so nuts they'd turn to the Dark side just to make him stop. I think it's time you seek professional help, Yoda. Boot camp is a great suggestion. Hopefully he can pass the psychological evaluation to enter.

 

Anonymous hc_godess said ... (2:49 PM) : 

I'm surprised Obi Wan knew how to operate R2. Complicated to program, those droids are.

 

Blogger Leia said ... (2:52 PM) : 

I think Ben's just misunderstood. He sounds sad lately. Maybe he needs a hug.

I agree w. Barriss, I can't imagine that ever being said to Ben.

 

Blogger Jenn said ... (4:37 PM) : 

Lock him in the closet, but be sure to fumigate in there after as he seems less than sanitary. He more than likely did NOT wash his hands after using the Little Jedi's room. *blech*

 

Blogger Guinastasia said ... (5:14 PM) : 

He can come and stay with me for a little while, Yoda. I'll try and um, straighten him out.

;)

 

Anonymous Darth Tibbles said ... (6:11 PM) : 

Prehaps its time to get out the pressure hose again, Yoda?

 

Blogger NYPinTA said ... (10:52 PM) : 

I have a closet.
Just saying.

 

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