Pierce WHAT, You Want To?!
|Angry with me, Young Skywalker is. To get pierced in a very weird place he wanted. Even know that was possible, I did not. Of course, allow him I did not.|
"Whack, this is! My body it is, yo! Got nothing to do with it you ain't!" so eloquently, he put it.
"As long as under this roof, you live, abide by my rules, you will!"
"A grown man, I am!" he yelled as his foot he stomped, "a man, a man, a man!"
At that point, bulging a large vein in my forehead started. Then, twitching nervously, I was. Got this many times I have, when arguing with Young Skywaker.
Stress it is, my doctor said. Unfortunately, surgically remove Young Skywalker, er, the stress I mean, from me, he can not. Doing something that relaxes me, the doctor recommended. Only two things that relax me, there are: Clog dancing, and Japanese Haiku.
So, entered a Haiku contest I have. What written I have, here is:
Cherry blossoms bloom;
My Dolly CD's he broke
What! Oh, wookie snot!
So, think what, do you?
Maybe notice some of you have, that popping up, a lot of blogs written by my fellow Jedi and others, have been. Just like to say I would, that doing a good job they are! If checked them out you have not, you should. Very entertaining they are. They include: Kenobi, Aayla Secura, Senator Amidala, Qui Gon Jinn, JawaJuice, the Jar Jars, Han Solo, Chewbacca, Fluke Starbucker. With the Dark Side they are, but admit I have to, that doing a good job Count Dooku and General Grievous are too! Comment here regularly most of them do, so find links to their blogs in their profiles, you can.