Thursday, June 16, 2005

Movie Night - or - Why Never On Time, Wookies Are

Movie night, tonight was. Unfortunately, Windu's turn to pick the movie, it was. Choose Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, he did. Always a chick-flick he chooses. Never a James Bond film or one of those movies with Jedi Master Jackie Chan he wants.

He said like a good cry having, he felt. But movie or no movie, like that, he always feels! He says more sensitive, we need to be. Be more in touch with our feminine side we should. Mmph! The only side Windu has, his feminine side is. And a whiny, crybaby it has to be.

Anyway, in town, Chewbacca is, so him we invited. A big mistake, that was! Get nowhere on time you can, when a Wookie you bring. The reason, this is:


Supposed to be ready to leave at 7pm, we were. But no less than 3 hours to get ready, it takes a Wookie. Rush a Wookie you do not! And of course, perfect, Chewbacca's hair had to be.

To share his curling iron with Chewie, Young Skywalker tried. But know he did not that go near a Wookie with a hot curling iron, you should not. His good arm, Young Skywalker almost lost.

Maybe, post such an embarrassing picture I should not, you think? Well, payback, this is. You see, an embarrassing photo of me on his blog, Chewbacca posted. So, whatever do you, click this link and look at it, do not! Explain that picture I must, I feel. An experimental time, the 60's were. Some things I did, that proud of I am not. But inhale, I did not! Destroy all the negatives, Chewbacca would, he promised me. A way to treat frat brothers, this is not!

Thanks to Fluke Starbucker for the Chewbacca picture.


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Comments on "Movie Night - or - Why Never On Time, Wookies Are"


Blogger General Grievous said ... (2:01 AM) : 

Yoda.... *cough* the movie saved you and so did chewie *cough* *cough* *cough* I was at your house with a few spiders to give to you *cough* but you were away at this movie *cough* *cough* *cough* Beware *cough* *cough*


Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said ... (7:01 AM) : 

Chewie must spend all his allowance at the hairdressers.


Anonymous Sean said ... (8:40 AM) : 

I must say Chewie is looking remarkably pretty in that picture.


Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said ... (10:24 AM) : 

Do Chewie and Malla ever fight over the use of the hair curlers?


Blogger Qui-Gon Jinn said ... (10:40 AM) : 

You have ONE new voice mail message. To listen, press ONE.
Oh wow, man...
I knew that photo would come back to haunt you. You can't blame me though, I know the certain Jedi that took it and his name rhymes with Chase Kin-doo (but Chase himself is innocent, man!).
I could say some things about the picture itself, but I know you have far worse pics of me in the archive.
And the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants. *cough* Have you ever thought about sending Windu to a "Get In Touch with Your Boorish Insensitive Masculine Side" retreat, while sending my old Padawan to the "Get In Touch with Your Simpering Feminine Side" weekend? It should make some changes and you get them out of your hair for the weekend.


Blogger Holy Mother Eph said ... (11:34 AM) : 

We've all done things we're not so proud of. It's OK, Yoda. Jeez, who would have guessed wookies are so high maintenance? All that hair has got to be a lot of work to care for. I wouldn't want to clean the drain after a wookie takes a shower. Nasty! I wonder what a wookie would look like with a buzz.


Blogger flu said ... (11:52 AM) : 

A Starbucker's personal nugget of wisdom:

Don't EVER mess with anything or anyone well aquiainted with the dreaded curling iron defense. Check out this article from some news source on the planet Shreveport.



Blogger j00|{z said ... (11:56 AM) : 

I always thought of Chewie as a big mess of an ape. Now I know better. Which sucks cus I like my wookiees rugged!


Blogger JawaJuice said ... (12:13 PM) : 

If Mace wants to have a good cry, try walking around all day with sand in your pants.


Blogger Aayla Secura said ... (12:31 PM) : 

I assume you had to catch a later showing of the Sisterhood?


Blogger Geewhiz said ... (12:59 PM) : 

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Blogger Geewhiz said ... (1:00 PM) : 

Well, um....nice pic.

I mean, it's not all that bad. You shoulda kept that hair. In a way, I think Chewie's taking on after you.


Anonymous The Jedi Princess said ... (1:19 PM) : 

Wow, Mace must be a sap, my BFF didn't even want to see that movie!

And er interesting picture Yoda.


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (1:55 PM) : 

Feminine side, Dark Side... potayto, potahto...


Blogger Jar Jar Binks said ... (6:24 PM) : 

Nicesa to seesa Chewiesa neatingsa upsa


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