Thursday, June 09, 2005

Jesus, Elvis, and Me

At a flea market in Mexico I was the other day, when upon a wonderful surprise I stumbled. Bestowed upon me by the people of your planet, a great honor has been. An honor reserved for the greatest among your people it is. First Jesus, then Elvis, and now, my turn it is. See here you can, that painted on black velvet, my portrait has been!


YodaVelvetPainting

In fine company I am - the Son of God, the King of Rock 'n' Roll, and those really smart dogs who poker can play!

I know complain I should not, but handsome as I am this painting is not. Remember posing for it I do not. On the other hand, if mistaken I am not, pose for many of their black velvet paintings Jesus and Elvis did not either. Sure about that, I am not. Maybe ask someone, I should.

Thanks, Tana for the picture.

By the way, posted about me,Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator has.

Comments on "Jesus, Elvis, and Me"

 

Blogger Guinastasia said ... (11:29 PM) : 

Wow, that's really cool, Master Yoda. I'd be proud to hang that in my trailer.

Well, if I actually had a trailer. Which I don't. But like, if I did, that would like, but there.

 

Blogger Guinastasia said ... (11:30 PM) : 

D'oh! I mean, that would like, BE there, not "BUT" there.

Dammit.

 

Blogger Nick said ... (12:18 AM) : 

Master Yoda, what are those streaky rocket-like things behind you?

Perhaps you should do a self-portait...

 

Blogger Nic said ... (12:57 AM) : 

Oh dear! It looks like this was done in the era of the 70's. It has a disco ball in the upper middles left area. You have many talents Master Yoda, but are disco most such as the "hustle" really one of them? I think the streaks behind you are the reflections of a light on the ball that is casting sparkles around as it turns.

I would sue for defamation of character.

 

Anonymous starr said ... (3:45 AM) : 

Sadly, I think I've seen one of those at a Garage Sale. Woe is the girl who lives in the South. In other news, and you'll enjoy this, my parents went to Dollywood this weekend.

I shall ask them how it was. You have a season pass or something, don't you?

 

Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said ... (6:32 AM) : 

Watch out for the creepy looking guy with the helmet behind you.

 

Blogger Jar Jar Binks said ... (7:42 AM) : 

Mesa tinken maybe Mr Vader tryin to pinch some of Master Yoda's honour. Sneaken into der portrait like dat...

 

Blogger Master Yoda said ... (7:48 AM) : 

Nic,

If the Hustle I knew, admit to it, I would not!

Starr,

Jealous of your parents I am. Invite me along they did not. But, stolen my annual Dollywood pass was anyway.

 

Anonymous The Jedi Princess said ... (8:47 AM) : 

Yoda, that's great!
You look er noble.

 

Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said ... (2:01 PM) : 

The painting looks a lot like you, though your likeness looks like he also has some Oscar the Grouch in him as well.

 

Blogger pantrygirl said ... (2:06 PM) : 

Is that disco ball supposed to be the death star?

I'm ready to see Luke on a colored 'Saturday Night Fever' platform posing.

 

Blogger flu said ... (4:26 PM) : 

Um, Master Yoda, maybe someone captured your likeness while you were fighting that stomach thing not too long ago? You remember, when your body was finding new ways of purging?

Pantrygirl, how did you get that name? I've been recently victimized via my pantry. Your name makes you suspect numero uno. Were you looking for my Saturday Night Fever black-light neon velvet poster? you'll never find it!

 

Anonymous kayelisny said ... (6:27 PM) : 

Great portrait Yoda.. but it seems you lost your green glow.

 

Blogger j00|{z said ... (7:54 PM) : 

Sadly, you look very blue in the picture. And Jar-Jar, I tinken you're right... suspicious Mr. Vader is...

 

Anonymous Jessica said ... (3:44 PM) : 

The Death Star looks like a Disco Ball.

 

Blogger Jar Jar Binks said ... (8:01 PM) : 

Yodsa! Yousa nosa seesa datsa da paintingsa isa ofsa Darth Vadersa, deysa just put yousa in der so yousa nosa feelsa badsa

 

Blogger ninjanun said ... (1:31 AM) : 

You look good in velvet.

 

Anonymous RYAN LUBLIN said ... (12:05 PM) : 

Dear Master Yoda mabye that pictirue is of yoder not you

 

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