Beefcake Extravaganza
| Very embarrassed I am. Misunderstood I had, what many of you commenters meant when talking about Kenobi you were. Know what young people mean, when "hottie" they call someone, I did not. Apparently, when "hot" they called Kenobi, that attractive he is, they meant. Also, it means (get this) that supposed to be sexy he is! A shocker to me that was! Oh well, no accounting for taste there is. (So many nights, his temperature I was taking - all that trouble, for nothing it was!) So to thinking this got me. Ladies, if Kenobi you like, other men that like you would, there are. So, for your viewing pleasure, this Parade of Hunks I present!  KenobiIf Kenobi you like, then also like you will...  Grizzly Adams! Kenny Rogers! Willie Nelson! Uncle Jesse! ZZ Top!Enjoy, ladies! Do much drooling you will, sure I am. |
Wisdom shared by Master Yoda at Tuesday, June 07, 2005
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post a commentOh Yoda, you made me laugh. You should spend more time with the padawans and you would know all of the slang and what the ladies find "attractive."
Those guys aren't very hot. You and Anakin are a billion times hotter than those guys!
Ugh, Yoda, let Amidala post the 'hottie' lists for now on...I can't believe u thought anyone not high would find ZZ Top hot?!?!
*pets the Kenobi* He's so hot. *sigh* However, condone a course of action that puts Grizzly Adams on my computer, I do not. You should let Padme post next time, I think. Did we not make it clear what was attractive?
I am screaming with laughter over here, er, silently of course b/c I don't want to wake anyone but that is one of the funniest d*mn posts I've ever read. My cheeks are aching from laughing so hard. Thanks Master Yoda!
Me, I'd take good ol' Willie ANYDAY, being that I'm from Texas and all.
Kenobi is so English that he's hot.
master yoda.
I just want to say again that i enjoy your blog and i check it every day. i often find myself waiting in antisapation to read ur nexxt entery :)
next question is now that the ladies have there list, when do us guys get our list of hotties
take care my friend and thanks for the enjoyment that you brinbg others like myself with each new blog entery u write :)
May the force be with you always
watch porn, do you?
yes.watch porn, yoda does! haha
What else do you think the Jedi Archives are for?
it enables people to watch porn, like yoda
Thank you, Kenobi.
As he said, read this blog, young Padawans do. Talk about porn in front of them we do not. So please, family-friendly your comments keep.
so sorry, i am yoda... forgive me, you should.. will you?
Beauty,
Of course. Forgiven you are. Know you did not.
thank you,yoda. u're far to kind :P
I give my apologies also.
See ZZ Top in concert in July I will. Afterwards, let you know I will if find them hot I do.
It's not Obi Wan's beard that is so attractive, although I like beards. My husband has one. Kenobi's magnetism has to do with his unavailability. You always want what you can't have, and because there's no way he would betray the Jedi order, no girl could ever have him. A girl imagining Obi Wan to betray the order for her would mean she would have to be pretty irresistable. And what girl doesn't want to imagine she's irresistable? You might argue, Yoda, that most Jedi fit into this same unavailable catagory including yourself. But you don't have any lips to kiss, little hair to run fingers through, and your eyes are large and alien. Plus you are only about two feet tall. Young Obi Wan has a great physique, dreamy blue eyes, and he has great taste with his Jedi garb. It's a good thing you don't understand the attraction. I think that would worry people and impugn the integrity of your wisdom.
Holy Mother Eph,
Attractive, I am not? :(
There does seem to be quite a lot in the beard department. What happened to Santa Claus?
While I can't confirm or deny the hotness of ZZ Top, I do know that they possess the ability to make others hot, by way of their magic hot rod and fuzzy, spinning guitars.
I wouldn't worry about Kenobi being hot. He's only "hot" when he's not high, for some reason...I spoke with him the other day - he was high and ugly. Then again, he's six foot and I'm five.
attractive Obi-Wan is not ...Very hot !! Anakin Skywalker is ...
I always thought Obi Wan was some crazy hermit living in the mountains...
Hmm..that's not a bad pic of Obi. And Obi, you telling those ppl that there was a family zone was very good.
You are hot, but Anakin is hottier. Sorry.
i disagree, i'd choose cheetos encrusted obiwan over the immature anakin. obiwan you rock my world!`
"Apparently, when "hot" they called Kenobi, that attractive he is, they meant. Also, it means (get this) that supposed to be sexy he is! A shocker to me that was! Oh well, no accounting for taste there is."
Hey!!
I never would have thought you could be so evil Yoda. Turn to the Dark Side have you? Hmmm?
:P
PS- You're a cutie too BTW.
Obi Wan may very well be hot, but you, my dear Yoda, are cool, and coolness knows no boundary of age or physical attractiveness. You keep your cool much better than Obi Wan. Your coolness is well-deserved, and well-preserved.
Y'know, yoda, I think you left out the most obvious Wan-a-like: Jamie Hyneman! It's all about the beard.
...oh, and maybe also Cthulhu...