Ask Yoda

Just read Senator Amidala's post, I have. Went swimming with dolphins, I did not. Go to a Dolly Fan convention I did. Getting old this is. Slur my words, I do? Even like dolphins I do not. Creeps me out, that sound they make, "Hehehehehehe". Laughing at me they are. Anyway, answer more of your questions, I will: Actual emails "i am a fox but beleve me no one will not. have any ideas to help me do you. -Ian J." Answer: Ian, hang out with drunk people, you should. Instantly more attractive you will be. Another email... "If you had to go into exile (may the force forbid it) and you could go anywhere in the galaxy, where would you go? -Danny F." Answer: Schenectady. Know where it is, I do not, but fun to say it is! Another email... "Master Yoda, I have always wondered-was the late, great, Qui-Gon Jinn a pothead? -Guinistasia B." Answer: Shortly before he died, take a "random" drug test, we made him. Tell you let me, more than midiclorians in his pee there was! But confidential that is, so tell anyone do not. From your comments... Jon, Intergalactic Gladiator: [on cleaning Wookie poo from my airspeeder] Is it concievable and within your Force powers to lift the particulate matter that is causing the odor and remove it from the vehicle? Size matters not. Answer: Jon, thought way too much about this, you have. hc_godess: I think Kenobi is hotter than Anakin Guinistasia: Kenobi's hot, but kinda clueless. Answer: Said that "hot" Kenobi is, many of you have. Concerned me, these comments have. So monitoring his temperature for the last several days, I have been. In his mouth, sneak a thermometer I do when sleeping he is. That more accurate, sticking the thermomoter somewhere else is, I have read. But that concerned I am not! Anyway, 98.6 degrees his temperature has been, the whole time. Well, except for that time when passed out drunk in the jacuzzi, he was. But count that does not. So put your minds at ease, you can. Your concern for Kenobi's welfare, we appreciate. If questions for Yoda you have, email me at askyoda@gmail.com or leave them in the comments, you can. Respond to or use all of your emails I may not. Edit your emails or comments I may. My blog this is. Do whatever I want, I can.