Ask Yoda

More of my wisdom, share with you I will. Actual Emails: Word on the street is that you sing Michael Bolton tunes in the Jedi Temple? -Trinamick Answer: Strictly against the Jedi Code, singing, humming, and/or playing Michael Bolton is. In immediate expulsion from the Jedi Order it results. The Dark Side, "Darth Screechy Voice" is. Another Email... Having such small body mass, does it only take one or two beers to put you away? -Eric C. Answer: Hold my liquor I can! More than two beers it takes. A wussie I am not. Unfortunately, though, small my bladder is. Make many trips to the little Padawan's room I must, before even buzzed I get. From Your Comments: Byron Bay Jedi - 1) Miss Piggy have you ever met? Answer: Run in the same circles, Miss Piggy and I do not. However, if not mistaken I am, a mutual acquaintance we have. 2) Concerned about Australia I am. A Sith Lord their Prime Minister appaears to be. Your opinion on this i would be interested to hear. Answer: Familiar with the politics on Planet Australia I am not. In which system is that? Near Tattoine that is? Wookie Hobbit- Is cheese healthy for Chewbacca? Answer: No. The "runs" it gives him. Want to deal with that, you do not! ... Perhaps shared too much I have. Robin- Why do Jedi padawans have those brush cuts with the little braids hanging down? Answer: Because know how to cut a Mullet, the Jedi barber does not. If questions for Yoda you have, email him at askyoda@gmail.com or leave them in the comments, you can. Use your email or comment I may not. If your email I use, edit it, I may. Guarantee that reply to every email I will, I can not. And please, family-friendly your comments keep!