Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Count Dooku: Watch Your Back, You Better!

Gotten to the bottom of last night's spider incident, I have. That the spider in my bed someone planted, I found out! What's more, Count Dooku it was! Know how past Security he got, I do not.

Shocked I was when this I learned. Oh, no he did not! I thought. It, that is! On now, it is! On like Donkey Kong, it is! Hear me, do you, Dooku? Mine you are, boy! When last time we met, schooled you got. Well, need your pencil and notebook you will, because back in session class is!

My revenge, plan carefully I must. In the mean time, take Chewbacca for his walk I will. Stop in Dooku's yard we will. Like to see the expression on Dooku's face I would, when a few Wookie "land mines" in his yard he finds!

Still, afraid to go to bed I am. But taken precautions I have. Plugged in an extra Scooby-Doo nite lite, I have. Scared of Scooby-Doo nite lites, spiders are, so OK I should be.

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Comments on "Count Dooku: Watch Your Back, You Better!"

 

Blogger Count Dooku said ... (2:15 AM) : 

Oh...er...all in a bit of fun, Yoda old boy.

Although, those Wookie droppings were downright mean!

 

Anonymous prophet11b said ... (3:05 AM) : 

Revenge is the path to the dark side....

 

Anonymous Byron Bay Jedi said ... (4:22 AM) : 

A path to the dark side revenge was, I thought.

Ocurred to me today, it did, that you have hair like John Howard.

The Sith Lord from Australia, I suspected he was, some days ago.

His picture, google you should. Agree perhaps you will, that he is a Sith Lord..

Sith Lord Howard

Reduces with the increasing stupidity, does Kenobi's "hotness".

 

Blogger Đirestraits said ... (6:17 AM) : 

Are there any Sith Wookies? If not.. why? There can't possibly be anything more dangerous than a lightsaber-wielding Sith Wookie rampaging in a wookie rage. Except maybe a lightsaber-wielding Sith Wookie rampaging in a wookie rage dropping wookie "land mines".

 

Blogger Qui-Gon Jinn said ... (9:50 AM) : 

Aww, man, not this again. Master, remember when Jedi U. beat Sith Tech in homecoming? They TP'd the temple. We put itching powder in their robes. They glued that rainbow wig on you. We put make-up on their mascot, Malice the Rancor. They cherry-bombed the little Jedi washroom. We replaced their Jawa Juice with Decaffinated Kessel's Finest Blend. I guess that had set them over their limits, because soon after was the Sith invasion of the Temple and the Battle of Sore Losers.
However, that wig was quite becoming. You won the hippest hep cat award at the dance that year.
QGJ

 

Blogger Master Yoda said ... (9:59 AM) : 

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

Qui-Gon, scare me you did. Told you I have that creep me out it does when just pop up like that you do. Now that dead you are, some notice before showing up, give me!

 

Blogger Qui-Gon Jinn said ... (10:07 AM) : 

Like I said, man, I'm out of text messages and the smoke signals don't transmit far enough (but it sure is fun making them).
What would you like for me to do, Master Y?
I think you need one of my brownies.
QGJ

 

Anonymous The Jedi Princess said ... (11:11 AM) : 

Hehehe..amusing revenge Yoda!

 

Blogger BookWorm said ... (11:11 AM) : 

I'll take a brownie, if you're offering. Master Yoda, chocolate is always a good idea.

 

Blogger flu said ... (11:30 AM) : 

Hey! I'll have a brownie!

One of Qui-Gon's, not chewie's.

 

Blogger Qui-Gon Jinn said ... (12:20 PM) : 

*annoying synth voice* You've got mail!

Hey, Master Yoda!
Hopefully this way of messaging is better. Now the stupid "You've Got Mail" guy can scare you instead of me.
Jedi bake sale! We can raise the money for those new Wampa fur hats for the Jedi Academy Marching Band. Go Fighting Dewbacks!
QGJ

 

Anonymous Queen of the Monkeys said ... (1:13 PM) : 

The Jedi have a Marching Band! Sweet! Marching Band rules! Anyway, I like your revenge Yoda!

 

Blogger Master Yoda said ... (1:45 PM) : 

Qui-Gon,

Better that is.

 

Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said ... (2:25 PM) : 

Using Chewbacca as part of your revenge is a great way of getting back. Dooku will back off for sure.

 

Blogger Luke Harbor said ... (4:02 PM) : 

Master yoda even you should know better than to make revenge. as you said befor revenge is the path to the dark side


p.s. my mom is afraid of spiders to so don't think you're alown

 

Blogger j00|{z said ... (4:30 PM) : 

Use the force, Master Yoda!
And splat those land mines all over his house! Stupid Dooku, with his orcses and staff...

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (6:16 PM) : 

"Spiders...terrified I am of them"
"My Revenge, plan carefully I must"
Be careful, master Yoda, fear...vengence, these things lead to the dark side.
...or worse, Bakersfield.

Eric C

 

Blogger Geewhiz said ... (8:19 PM) : 

Well, Bakersfield can't be all that bad...though it got worse when the smell from those Wookie droppings wafted over from Dooku's backyard. Yuck!

 

Blogger BookWorm said ... (8:48 PM) : 

Don't worry, Yoda. A lot of people are afraid of spiders. Dooku, how could you?!

 

Blogger Guinastasia said ... (9:15 PM) : 

Spiders don't bother me. But snakes...no, no no!!!

Looks like Qui-Gon, the munchies has.

Are these "special brownies?"

(I'm picturing the esteemed Jedi Master sitting in the circle in Eric Forman's basement.)

 

Blogger Han Solo said ... (11:54 PM) : 

I agree with Guinastasia. Snakes...why does it always have to be snakes?

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (1:52 PM) : 

So... you dropped a dookie on dooku? :-)

 

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