Saturday, June 11, 2005

Attention Windu

Attention Windu: Asking me "Look infected to you, this does?" please stop! Tried to be polite I have, but take it anymore I can not! Getting gross it is now.

That pop the thing already, you would, I wish. Kill you, it will not. Bleed that much it can not. But quit picking at it you must. Worse, scratching makes it.

And showing it to company and anyone else you meet, please please stop. Embarrass me at last night's state dinner, you did. Sure I am, that want to look at it in the middle of her meal, the First Lady did not. Trying to eat her conch fritters, she was. Now, never come here again, they will!

Freak out you should not, just because growing from it some hair is. Some tweezers to it, take, and alone about it, leave me! Much trouble going to sleep I have now, because burned into my brain, the image of it is. See it anymore I can not.

Obviously, working the Ginko-Biloba is not. But if see a doctor you will not, then shut up! Care what color it is today, I do not! Interested in guessing what celebrity it looks like, I am not! If one more time to me you show it, treat it with "lightsaber therapy" I will!

Comments on "Attention Windu"

 

Blogger Count Dooku said ... (1:04 AM) : 

Oh dearie me...Yoda old boy...I think Mr. Windu is in need of more than a doctor. Should he not desist, take him to a psychiatrist. I know a marvellous fellow on Coruscant, although he specialises in post-severed limb therapy. He's had quite a few patients recently...

Cheerio.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (2:03 AM) : 

pictures of you master yoda!
http://www.verltodd.org/yodaonline.pictures.htm

 

Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said ... (6:27 AM) : 

It sounds like Windu has gone off the rails somewhat.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (8:25 AM) : 

Hey thats just gross. Oh um and which celebrity did it look like?

 

Blogger Jar Jar Binks said ... (8:27 AM) : 

Mesa remembersa Windusa! Da onesa datsa tried tosa cut mesa toungue offsa with a purplesa lightsabersa becausesa me "talk(sa) too(sa) much(sa)"

 

Blogger Padmé said ... (10:23 AM) : 

Like, after showing it to the Chancellor after a sennate session this morning (which was just totally gross considering where on his body it was... Eww!). Chancellor Palpatine recommends Adoy Ointment, which supposedly gets rid of small green furry things a treat!

 

Blogger Guinastasia said ... (11:08 AM) : 

If he's suffering from zits, may I suggest tea tree oil? It's supposed to be good. I had a cleanser from St. Ives with tea tree extract.

 

Anonymous hc_godess said ... (12:11 PM) : 

Ewwww... use The Force to carry to the doctor, you should, if stop showing you his... mole/zit/growth... he won't.

 

Anonymous Queen of the Monkeys said ... (2:25 PM) : 

Hm. Sounds like you've been having a rough time with Windu. You have my sympathies. Perhaps you should cut it off in his sleep? You might want to drug him first...the pain might wake him.
Love the blog!

 

Blogger Holy Mother Eph said ... (3:47 PM) : 

This is yet again a case where a mini light sabre would come in handy. Somebody should get the rights on that. A little pocket sabre that you could whip out and open boxes, clean hanging strings off your attire, or remove those nasty Dagobah leaches, could really be convenient. Certainly the uses are as countless as the stars in the universe for a little cauterizing blade.

 

Blogger j00|{z said ... (4:33 PM) : 

Yum!

 

Anonymous The Jedi Princess said ... (9:05 PM) : 

Oh poor Yoda..what you have to put up with!

 

Blogger ninjanun said ... (1:37 AM) : 

Tell him to put some duct tape on it. It just might work, and even if it doesn't, you'll be spared the sight of it!

 

Blogger trinamick said ... (11:31 AM) : 

Perhaps you could direct him to www.showmeyourwound.com, where he can find fellow enthusiasts to share his ailment with.

 

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