Monday, June 13, 2005

Kenobi, Big Words, and Teletubbies

Watching NASCAR today Kenobi was. Understand this game, I do not. Nowhere, the cars go. Just round and round in circles, they drive.

Of course, enough to entertain Kenobi that is. Mesmerized just by flashing colors he is.

When Masterpiece Theater I suggested to him, his bag of Cheetos he threw at me. Watch anything on PBS he would, I wish. Well, except Barney the Purple Dinosaur. The Dark Side, that is. But at this point, more intellectual than the garbage Kenobi usually watches, even Teletubbies would be.

"PBS?" he said, "That's that there channel what uses all them big words, ain't it?"

Been this bad, it has not, since on the air TGIF was. Getting dumber by the minute he is. Afraid I am, that if one more episode of Jerry Springer he watches, unable to tie his own shoes he will be.

Comments on "Kenobi, Big Words, and Teletubbies"

 

Blogger Obi Wan Kenobi said ... (4:38 AM) : 

Well did you really expect me to watch Masterpiece Theater?

 

Blogger Count Dooku said ... (4:59 AM) : 

Any of you chaps watch "The Office"?

Abosolutely splendid show.

Oh, and terribly sorry about the limb replacement fees, Yoda old boy. Perhaps we could discuss it over tea and crumpets sometime?

 

Blogger Master Yoda said ... (8:41 AM) : 

Dooku,
Know what put you in your "tea", I do! Fall for that again, I will not!

Kenobi,
My mistake. Beer commercials, Masterpiece Theater has not. So watch it why would you?

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (11:06 AM) : 

Master Yoda,

Your wisdom is impressive and vast. Tell me, do the Jedi have a motto or slogan? Even the Boy Scouts have a motto (Be Prepared), as do the Marines (Semper Fideles). How about you guys?

Young Padawan

 

Blogger trinamick said ... (11:28 AM) : 

Teletubbies are the spawn of Satan. They turn all young Padawans into mindless, babbling, purse-carrying fools.

 

Blogger NYPinTA said ... (11:41 AM) : 

But they are sooooo cute!! ;P

 

Anonymous The Jedi Princess said ... (1:12 PM) : 

Finally someone else has the same opinion as mine on Nascar!

 

Blogger Holy Mother Eph said ... (2:04 PM) : 

Masterpiece Theater is a little advanced for a PBS padawan. He should start with something a little less intimidating. Maybe offer him a cooking show. He likes food, right? How about a Boston Pops concert? OK...maybe he couldn't sit attentively through that. So tell him it's part of a new Jedi training program you're starting.

 

Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said ... (2:46 PM) : 

Did you know that Jerry Springer currently has a four week daily show in Britain?

 

Blogger Master Yoda said ... (3:27 PM) : 

Springer in Britain, hmmm?

Just when you think international opinion of America get any worse, could not!

 

Anonymous hc_godess said ... (3:40 PM) : 

Master Yoda, you need a V-chip or parental controls on your television. That way you can block out all the channels and/or shows that you don't want the others to watch.

Just think, it could be Dolly Parton and PBS all the time! And they wouldn't know what happened!

 

Blogger Qui-Gon Jinn said ... (5:05 PM) : 

Has my old Padawan been watching the Blue Collar Comedy Tour again? I had told him a thousand times that Jedi were never meant to become "Rednecks."
"If you bought your Lightsabre at Walmart..."
QGJ

 

Blogger j00|{z said ... (7:12 PM) : 

I like that V-chip comment up there. Block everything but Masterpiece Theatre!
I really don't get Nascar either. They go around so many times, does anyone ever win? If Obi-Wan likes colors, buy him a butterfly net.

 

Blogger Master Yoda said ... (9:34 PM) : 

Qui-Gon,

Get him to stop watching that show I can not. Related to the "Done, Get Her" guy he is.

 

Blogger j00|{z said ... (10:02 PM) : 

Hey Yoda, are you related to Dipsy the Teletubby?

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (10:20 PM) : 

The Teletubbies won't save Kenobi! They're monosyllabic creatures with television screens on their tummies, for crying out loud.

 

Blogger Han Solo said ... (9:58 AM) : 

Understand this game, I do not. Nowhere, the cars go. Just round and round in circles, they drive.

You're not a race fan? Hmm. Have I mentioned yet how I made the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs?

 

Anonymous Queen of the Monkeys said ... (9:55 PM) : 

Poor Yoda. I think the V-chip idea is a great one! Perhaps it might even teach Anakin a thing or two. You never know...miracles do happen!

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (6:34 PM) : 

dude go with the v chip idea but change it from pbs and dolly parton to nothing but star wars

 

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