Ask Yoda

Share more of my wisdom with you now, I will. Also, share a secret with you, I will. When almost 900 years you reach, start to run out of wise things to say, you do. But, let the Padawans know this, I can not. So, when think of something to say I cannot, something from a fortune cookie I remember, I repeat. Then, like the one who thought of it I am, I pretend. Know the difference Padawans do not. When work that does not, Chicken Soup for the Jedi Soul I quote. Even the council, it fools. I promise that mine all of the wisdom below is, as far as you know. Actual Emails My question this is: What is the meaning of life? -John L. Answer: Summed up in one word, the meaning of life can be - "Tofurkey". Another email... Master--On my planet, long ago, we had a sage named Grover, whose wisdom was as deep as his fur was fuzzy and blue. Watching the recent newsreels featuring your activities, I cannot help but wonder, are you our long-lost Grover? -Jeff Answer: Grover I am not, but very wise he is. The difference between "near" and "far", he taught me. Near .... far. Near ................... far. Near ............................................. far! Very profound. From Your Comments... Jon, intergalactic gladiator- If The Six Million Dollar Man were created today, would he be better because of the increase in technology and standardization of parts, or would he be worse because $6 million doesn't get you as far today as it did in the seventies? Answer: Depends, still get to date Lindsay Wagner, he would? All the difference, that would make. Holy mother eph- I wonder what a wookie would look like with a buzz [cut]. Answer: Đirestraits- Are there any Sith Wookies? If not.. why? Answer: As long as to the vet regularly you take him, and all his shots he gets, turn Sith a Wookie will not. Once, bitten by a Wookie with Sith, I was. 20 shots in my tummy, the doctor gave me. Now, just one shot there is, I understand. Just remember, if foaming at the mouth, a Wookie is, go near him do not. Gone Sith, he may have. If questions for Yoda you have, leave them in the comments or email him at askyoda@gmail.com, you can. Reply to or use every email, I may not. Edit the comments or emails, I may. Reveal your personal information I will not. And please, family-friendly your comments keep!