Thursday, June 16, 2005

No, Windu, No


Windu, telling you this I am because your friend I am. Trying to "hate on you" as Young Skywalker says, I am not. But one of the worst toupees ever seen I have, that is. Believe that your hair that is, no one will. Besides backwards on your head you have it, it looks like.

Any better, these wigs are not:

Windu_wig Like a Chia Pet with Rabies, this looks.

Windu_Dreads Like a dirty mop died on your head, this looks.

Look, what those people at Hair Club for Men tell you, believe not. Only to sell you more hairpieces they want! Kenobi I told, that a bad idea, getting you a membership there was. Listen to your friends, you should. And promise you we do, that stop laughing at you in a couple of days we will. Just, please, take off that stupid toupee you must!

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Comments on "No, Windu, No"


Blogger Master Yoda said ... (8:42 AM) : 

Necessary to republish this post, it was. Lost in the process one comment was.

Anonymous asked, "A Chia Pet, what is?"

Answer - If Google your planet has, look it up there you should. Pictures you will find. Then agree with me about Windu's appearance, you will.


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (9:24 AM) : 

After seeing the picture of you on Chewie's blog, I would be careful about throwing stones at Windu. He was probably still 'finding himself' when these pictures were taken.


Anonymous The Jedi Princess said ... (11:15 AM) : 

Oh Mace, what possessed you to get those wigs?


Blogger flu said ... (11:23 AM) : 

Master Yoda,

It's good of you to be mindful of Master Windu's head dressing style.

He may succumb to the curse of the big hair...and from your own teachings, if I remember correctly, you said: The curse of the big hair leads to afro-sheen, and afro-sheen leads to jeri curl, and jeri curl leads to dreadlocks, and dreadlocks lead to Qui-Gon's brownies, and Qui-Gon's brownies lead to cheetos...

although, I don't think that's how Ben progressed. Hmmm...


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (11:41 AM) : 

What is this google you keep referring to? Some sort of jedi library? Surely Yoda, a jedi master, would have no need for suck equipment?


Blogger JawaJuice said ... (12:27 PM) : 

Hey,what's wrong with those hair styles? We have hair just like that...of course maybe that's why the local authorities require us to wear these robes...


Blogger Mighty Chewbacca said ... (12:43 PM) : 




Blogger flu said ... (2:49 PM) : 

mighty chewbacca, that just may be the funniest thing I've read in the last few moments.



Blogger Jar Jar Binks said ... (4:38 PM) : 

Windusa stealsa mesa hairstylsa! EVILSA WINDUSA! (Checksa mesa blogspa if usa wantsa tosa findsa outsa whatsa mesa means)


Blogger JawaJuice said ... (7:23 PM) : 

by the way, congratulations Master Yoda. This is your 50th blog since April 20th.
...look what you've started


Blogger Padmé said ... (9:42 PM) : 

I think pink would suit him better, don't you? I could set him up with some cheap pink toupees if he likes...

50th Blog? Congrats!


Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said ... (10:03 PM) : 

Another strange wig I have found Master Windu in:


Blogger Guinastasia said ... (10:35 PM) : 

Well, it could be worse-he could have a mullet.


Blogger Master Yoda said ... (11:23 PM) : 


Thanks! Aware of that I was not. A blogging fool I am!


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