Saturday, June 25, 2005

Loogies, Hee-Haw, and Reality TV

Working at the Jedi Temple today, our cable was not. Going crazy everyone was. Without TV, forced to talk to each other we are. So see you can, why so important here, television is.

Still, good for Kenobi to go a day without his wrestling and Hee-Haw reruns it was. And a break from BET, Young Skywalker needed. Needed to watch another movie on Lifetime, Windu did not.

Watch much TV I do not. On the air anymore, one show I was watching is not. A reality show it was. Called Star Trek: Enterprise it was. About this group of people stuck on a ship together, it was. For someone to get voted off the ship, I kept waiting. But voted off no one got. What the point was, I know not. No wonder, cancelled it was.

Anyway, so bored Kenobi and Young Skywalker got, that "hawking loogies" off of one of the temple balconies they started. Having contests for accuracy, size, and distance they were. Kill them to read a book, would it? Have been so bad, it would not, if walking below, a delegation of senators were not. To hide when the Senators looked up, Kenobi and Young Skywalker tried. But going to take the heat for this, I was not! Rat them out, I did. Much explaining to do, they have now. But deserve it they do. To the Dark Side, using the Force to control one's loogies leads.

Updated his blog, my stupid intern has. Posted about some silly movie about a bat who fights crime, he has. Called Superbat Starts it is, I think. Also update his fiction blog this weekend, he will. As if care, anyone does.

Comments on "Loogies, Hee-Haw, and Reality TV"


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (6:43 AM) : 

woo! First post!

You should kick their arses! Besides I thought that you'd be into Queer eye for the straight guy Yoda!


Blogger Guinastasia said ... (11:02 AM) : 

You should assign them book reports, Master Yoda. Kenobi and Skywalker might like the works of H. P. Lovecraft, and I think Mace Windu would really dig Jane Austen.


Anonymous Byron Bay Jedi said ... (2:27 PM) : 

Hmm. Cancelled on planet Australia, this Enterprise show is too it seems.

Seen Star Trek: Voyager, have you? A reality dating show I believe it was. Getting it on, they always seemed to be.

If 'hawking loogies', Kenobi is, have a lot less to worry about now than with the wrestling, you do.

(If still wearing the tights, he is not.)

A pet llama, you should buy young Skywalker. Teach him how it feels to be spit on, it would! >:)


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (8:25 PM) : 

i wonder what padme would do if anakin hit her with a loogie


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