Monday, June 27, 2005

Too Much, The Honesty Is

Relaxing, the evening was at first. Sitting on the couch I was, my latest fan letter to Dolly I was writing. Almost a week since written my last one, it has been. More serious about that, I need to be.

Meanwhile, watching his Ernest Goes to Camp DVD for the 47th time, Kenobi was. Laughing loudly at all the same parts he was. Around his head, a large orange cloud of Cheeto dust floated. Enjoying himself he was.

Just fine everything was, then up from his Tiger Beat magazine Windu looked, and said, "You know, a good talk we all should have."

"Not again," Kenobi said.

"No, serious I am," said Windu, "Never we talk."

"A reason for that there is," I muttered.

"Really honest, I want us to be," Windu continued. "Open up to each other more we should. Our feelings we should talk about. Your feelings about things I want to know."

"Right now," Kenobi said, "feelin' the urge to take a leak, I am." Then, loudly he belched as his beer can he crushed on his forehead. Seem to notice he did not, that still full of beer it was. Know about that boy I do not.

Then about his feelings Windu droned on and on. He says that every once in a while, a hug he needs. Hmph! Hug himself he can. Wash his robe more regularly he must, before a hug from me he gets!

Comments on "Too Much, The Honesty Is"


Blogger Aayla Secura said ... (12:06 AM) : 

Windu has feelings? Wow...I mean, not that it's abnormal or's


Blogger jedisiri said ... (2:56 AM) : 

master windu reads tiger beat?!unbelievable it is!


Blogger trinamick said ... (10:22 AM) : 

I don't really see you as a huggy sort of person. Were your parents emotionally expressive? You did have parents, right?


Blogger flu said ... (10:27 AM) : 

Master Windu can read?!?



Blogger mr. schprock said ... (12:08 PM) : 

Can't you just hug him with the Force?


Blogger Leia said ... (12:31 PM) : 

Why doesn't he ask Ani for a hug? He does love him doesn't he?


Blogger The Dating Doctor said ... (1:09 PM) : 

Thanks for your blog! It is a great outlet from a long day at work!

Keep spreading the good word!!!

-- Kara


Anonymous The Jedi Princess said ... (4:58 PM) : 

Well Mace, to make this easier on yourself, why don't you just wash the robe?


Anonymous kaylalalabamba said ... (7:00 PM) : 

Somebody needs to teach Kenobi some manners! Maybe you should be the one to teach him. Your the father figure in your dysfunctional family right?


Blogger Barriss Offee said ... (8:38 PM) : 

Being honest?
I think Obi-Wan needs to take a shower-all the beer and Cheetos have matted in his beard, in this sort of orangy film.

Oh, and please, whoever fed Frodo (my new kitten) milk, please don't. Unless you want to scoop out the litter box. Peeee-uuuuuu!


Blogger ninjanun said ... (8:47 PM) : 

Perhaps Windu should get a puppy.

Are Jedi allowed to have pets?


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (11:30 PM) : 

I've been to the home of the man who wrote "Ernest Goes To Camp." It's bigger than the Death Star. Who knew it was such a popular movie???


Blogger Rod said ... (12:34 AM) : 

Alright, I don't want to bring up the racial issue, but given the fact that Mace is clearly the token, Affirmative-Action appointment to the Jedi Council I think I will. Why does the brother have to be soft and all touchy feely? Well, I guess I should thank you for challenging the stereotypes :-).


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