Monday, June 27, 2005

Spammed I Am

That in my email much "spam" I received lately, my stupid intern informed me. At first, excited I was, because nothing to eat all day I had. But then what spam is, he told me. Very curious these messages are. (By the way, what part of a pig, the spam is?)

To look at her cam, a nice lady named Shawna wanted me. But a mechanic I am not, so help her with her engine trouble I could not.

Also, know I did not that in my area many "sexy singles" live. To meet me, they want. Why, I know not.

From a nice man on Planet Nigeria, came one message. Some help handling some extra money he needs. If he could use my bank account, he asked. Always willing to help I am, but unfortunately, all my money in my Scooby-Doo piggy bank I keep. A bank account Windu has, so Windu's account number to this man, I sent. Make lots of money from this, Windu will. So surprised he will be.

Updated his fiction blog, my stupid intern has. Also, written a movie review on his other blog he has. About a bat with super powers it is, I think. Called Superbat Starts or something it is.

Comments on "Spammed I Am"


Blogger Kit Fisto said ... (4:03 AM) : 

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Blogger Master Yoda said ... (7:19 AM) : 

Please, family-friendly your comments keep.

Thank you!


Anonymous The Jedi Princess said ... (9:17 AM) : 

Well, I don't think Mace will be very happy.


Blogger Barriss Offee said ... (11:36 AM) : 

Whoa, guys, I think we'd better keep clear of Master Windu for a couple of weeks, don't you think?


Blogger Qui-Gon Jinn said ... (12:02 PM) : 

Well, we've got Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Beans, and Spam.
But I don't like Spam!
Master Yoda, I've been talking to Squiggles the pig out here. He knows where Spam comes from and if I told you, I'd ruin your favourite breakfast treat.
Save the pigs! Bathe the whales!
BTW: If you see me hovering around Windu's room, I'm just there to see his reaction. Huh huh, stupid goodie goodie.


Blogger j00|{z said ... (12:06 PM) : 

Well look on the bright side, at least it's not your money.


Anonymous sandyg said ... (12:14 PM) : 

Master Yoda, this blog entry is one of the funniest you have written in lo these many moons. Conceivably, the spam has puzzled you. But poor Mace Windu you have really not helped so very much, and one suspects you are less surprised than you indicate. Amused you are too! (Not, however, as much as I!) Perhaps Windu will invest in a piggy bank now!


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (2:04 PM) : 

spam, it's ham in a can.


Blogger Guinastasia said ... (2:27 PM) : 

Spam is full of salt, Master Yoda, and with your stress right now, you can't afford the increase in blood pressure.


Blogger ninjanun said ... (2:38 PM) : 

You really need a spam filter, yoda. Perhaps that would strain some of the salt out.


Blogger flu said ... (4:30 PM) : 

I can handle spam as long as you leave that spam jam in the can. That stuff is icky.


Blogger Aayla Secura said ... (6:18 PM) : 

That was very kind of you, Master Yoda. I'm sure Windu won't mind.


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (9:53 AM) : 

Master Yoda, can't you use the Force on spammers? They're flooding my inbox, too.


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