Monday, July 04, 2005

Dooku: Bringing the Smackdown

Dooku, detained I will be, so able to make my appointment for your humiliation I am not. But, worry not. Sending my best Jedi I am. Make short work of you he will.

Give up now, you should. Have mercy on you he will not.

Famous his skills are. Fans all over the world he has. In awe of his skills they are.

So good he is, perhaps the Chosen One he is. Soon, become the most powerful Jedi of all time he will.

Want to see this fiersome warrior, do you?

Perhaps look you should not. Too intimidated you will be. Fear-inspiring, his mighty presence is.

Tremble with fright, the mere sight of him makes people.

On the other hand, the face of your reckoning you should see.

Here he is, our best Jedi. Coming for you he is:

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That's right, Dooku. A prayer you have not.

Witness his skill with the lightsaber. So graceful his movements are:

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Yes, afraid you are now, hmm? Give up now you should, Dooku, while still you can. Your only chance, that is.


Updated one of his blogs, my stupid intern has. Check it out here you can. Why science fiction, nerds love, he explains. Know, he should. A big goofy nerd he is.

Comments on "Dooku: Bringing the Smackdown"


Blogger Qui-Gon Jinn said ... (12:53 AM) : 

Is that Master Goober?


Blogger Han Solo said ... (3:11 AM) : 

Master Ghyslain is just so cool, you can't even deal with him.


Blogger Tahl said ... (5:00 AM) : 

Dooku should be very afraid.


Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said ... (10:02 AM) : 

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (wipes tear from eye) ha ha...


Blogger JawaJuice said ... (10:21 AM) : 



Anonymous The Jedi Princess said ... (10:42 AM) : 

Dooku, you don't know whats coming!


Anonymous hc_godess said ... (11:48 AM) : 

Wow... his moves are so fast that you can't even take a good picture of him! All of them are blurry because he NEVER STOPS MOVING!!

Watch your back, Dooku!


Blogger Leia said ... (11:58 AM) : 

Wow. Are those flames coming out the sides of his knees? Wow.


Blogger Aayla Secura said ... (12:16 PM) : 

Oh my....are you sure that isn't a bit too harsh? Dooku won't know what hit him!


Blogger ninjanun said ... (12:42 PM) : 

That guy has some sweet ninja moves that he learned from the government. Watch out, Dooku!


Blogger Holy Mother Eph said ... (2:11 PM) : 

Good heavens! The repercussions for cheating at BINGO are pretty bitter. I think those photos look like clips from audition tapes for a movie and this guy didn't make the cut. It's Chris Farley(God rest his soul) with brown hair. That would have been funny if in Episode three he was a jedi and he stole your robe, Master Yoda, and put it on and started singing, "Fat guy in a little robe. Fat guy in a little robe." Then you'd say, "Off, take it, *ickhead. Serious, I am!"


Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said ... (2:30 PM) : 

Wow! Heavy duty punishment!


Anonymous Kayelisny said ... (3:42 PM) : 

With that guy coming for you Dooku, you better sleep with one eye open.


Blogger Count Dooku said ... (4:25 PM) : 

Oh dearie me...Yoda old boy, you're sure this isn't a bit harsh for a mere game of Bingo?

Although, I find his choice of saber colour disturbing...


Blogger jedisiri said ... (8:29 AM) : 

oh he scared me actually...


Blogger Caterpillar said ... (2:19 PM) : 

Worst case senario he could always sit on Dooku, that in itself would be punishment.


Blogger Vooki said ... (10:12 AM) : 

I've seen that....ha ha ha....


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