Dooku: Bringing the Smackdown

Dooku, detained I will be, so able to make my appointment for your humiliation I am not. But, worry not. Sending my best Jedi I am. Make short work of you he will. Give up now, you should. Have mercy on you he will not. Famous his skills are. Fans all over the world he has. In awe of his skills they are. So good he is, perhaps the Chosen One he is. Soon, become the most powerful Jedi of all time he will. Want to see this fiersome warrior, do you? Perhaps look you should not. Too intimidated you will be. Fear-inspiring, his mighty presence is. Tremble with fright, the mere sight of him makes people. On the other hand, the face of your reckoning you should see. Here he is, our best Jedi. Coming for you he is: [Need to scroll down, you will] That's right, Dooku. A prayer you have not. Witness his skill with the lightsaber. So graceful his movements are: Yes, afraid you are now, hmm? Give up now you should, Dooku, while still you can. Your only chance, that is. __________________ Updated one of his blogs, my stupid intern has. Check it out here you can. Why science fiction, nerds love, he explains. Know, he should. A big goofy nerd he is.