Smelt It, But Dealt It Not

Several times now lately, sitting at the dinner table Kenobi, Young Skywalker, Windu and I were, when something unpleasant I smelled. Nothing unusual this is. However, sense who it came from, I could not. Usually sense this I can. Say, "Much gas I sense in you, Young Skywalker" I will. Then usually, doing it the guilty party denies. Of course, no good this does. "See through you I can. Pork n' Beans you have had, hmm, with barbecue sauce, yes." Last for hours this discussion can. Lately though, sensed gas in Young Skywalker or Kenobi I have not. Yet, both hear and smell the toot I have. Only one explanation for this there is - you it is, I know, Qui-Gon Jinn! Bad enough it is that given me a coronary several times he almost has by popping up and talking to me all the time. Spooky enough he was when alive he was! Now, really creepy he is. My robe I almost soiled the first time his voice I heard, "Jinn calling Yoda. Come in, Yoda. On this thing is? Hello, testing one, two, three, testing." And now, evidently project smells from the Great Beyond he can. Great. Look, Jinn, nice it is that found a way to immortality through the Force you have. Happy for you I am. And usually just trying to help you are, I know. But save your appearances for important occasions, like when up against a powerful Sith I am, can you not? Need to hear I do not a spooky voice say this, "Wash your colors in cold water and your whites in hot water you should." Manage to do my laundry without help from dead Jedi, I can! And for crying out loud, to yourself, keep your gas. Funny it is not!