Trading Spaces, Trading Punches

Her room, a young Jedi, Aayla Secura, just decorated. Very nice it is. In fact, nicer than my room it is. Right that is not! Supposed to have the nicest room in the Jedi Temple I am! The most seniority I have, so the nicest room and closest parking space I get. Bring this up at the next Council meeting I must. If a giant aquarium with fishies she gets, then one I want too! Hmph! Anyway, of the time we were on that show Trading Spaces, it reminds me. My room redecorated I wanted, but two rooms at once they do. So go on the show with me, I made Young Skywalker. Willing he was not, but give him a choice I did not. On Young Skywalker's room with designer Frank, Windu and I worked. On my room with designer Doug, Young Skywalker and Kenobi worked. To clean out Young Skywalker's room, a shovel we had to use. So messy it was, able to see the floor when we walked in, we were not. Much time to peel down all the Vanilla Ice posters, it took. While putting the third layer of pink paint on the walls we were, designer Frank asked me if like the room Young Skywalker would, I thought. "Fond of your hands, are you?" was all I said. Finally, time for the Reveal it was. First, my room I would see. "Don't look!" Host Paige said as her hands over my eyes she held. "Make a difference it does not," I said, "See through you I can." Her hands off my eyes she took. "So, what think, do you?" Start to dry heave I did. Black walls, orange carpet, and school bus yellow furniture. Almost blind I went. "Love it, I do!" I said. Then, Young Skywalker's turn it was. "Yo, what is this crap?!" he said. Designer Frank came in. "A princess theme it is! Love it, do you not?" Instantly tackle Young Skywalker as drawing his lightsaber he was, Windu, Kenobi, and I did. Sit on him until he calmed down we had to. "Just his hands! Take his hands, just let me!" yelling he kept. After a while, and after calm Young Skywalker was, around Windu looked, and said, "You know, kind of like it, I do." No, Windu, no.