Dooku: Darth Cheater Pants

Regularly to the Coruscant Senior Citizen's Center I used to go. Bingo, dance lessons, shuffleboard. A wild time it was. Yes, much fun it was, until Dooku started coming. At Bingo, he cheats. Prove it I cannot, but sure of it I am. Impossible to win every single game it is. Using the Dark Side "Numbered Bouncy Ball Trick" he must be. Be so bad that would not, but everytime after he wins, up on the table he jumps and that song about the dog and "his name-o Bingo was" he sings. Ruined Lawrence Welk Dance Night he has. Always at the band he yells, "Freebird! Know Freebird, do you?" No class he has. Still waiting to have our show-down, I am. This time, leave the dead weight (Kenobi and Young Skywalker) at home, I will. Hear me do you, Dooku? Coming for you I am! Mine, your sorry cheating butt is! Owned you will be!