Sunday, July 03, 2005

Dooku: Darth Cheater Pants

Regularly to the Coruscant Senior Citizen's Center I used to go. Bingo, dance lessons, shuffleboard. A wild time it was. Yes, much fun it was, until Dooku started coming.

At Bingo, he cheats. Prove it I cannot, but sure of it I am. Impossible to win every single game it is. Using the Dark Side "Numbered Bouncy Ball Trick" he must be. Be so bad that would not, but everytime after he wins, up on the table he jumps and that song about the dog and "his name-o Bingo was" he sings.

Ruined Lawrence Welk Dance Night he has. Always at the band he yells, "Freebird! Know Freebird, do you?" No class he has.

Still waiting to have our show-down, I am. This time, leave the dead weight (Kenobi and Young Skywalker) at home, I will. Hear me do you, Dooku? Coming for you I am! Mine, your sorry cheating butt is! Owned you will be!

Comments on "Dooku: Darth Cheater Pants"

 

Anonymous Mara said ... (2:44 AM) : 

That's right Yoda, you pw3n him good!

 

Blogger Sabé said ... (3:00 AM) : 

Finally someone gets the right idea!

 

Blogger jedisiri said ... (7:50 AM) : 

need my help???

 

Anonymous Heather said ... (1:23 PM) : 

You kick some ass Yoda! Cheaters suck.

 

Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said ... (2:42 PM) : 

A Bingo cheat? How low can a person sink?

 

Blogger Guinastasia said ... (3:20 PM) : 

Surely there's a Catholic church nearby? They're HUGE on BINGO. You could send him there.

 

Anonymous The Jedi Princess said ... (5:10 PM) : 

You get him Yoda. He isn't that cool. Or tough.

 

Blogger ninjanun said ... (8:15 PM) : 

That Count Dooku, he's always cheating at Bingo or crossing orcs with goblins. You just can't trust a guy like that.

 

Blogger Leia said ... (9:59 PM) : 

I bet he's cheating with one of those pallantir things. Check for shiny marble things up his sleeve.

 

Blogger Ruby-Flame said ... (12:06 AM) : 

I love the "Owned, you will be!" comment. It makes me laugh because my 14 year old brother constantly says, "Oh, you got OWNED!" ;)

 

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