Monday, July 11, 2005

Going On What Is?!

Going on with Young Skywalker and Senator Amidala, what is?

Asks to be escorted on official business by him a lot, she does. Evidently, in the mall, a lot of official Republic business takes place. And at the movies. And at the beach. And at her apartment late at night. Need to be escorted to her own apartment, why does she?

Also, always with these strange little bruises on his neck he comes back. "Hickies" Kenobi called them once. Tries to hide them Young Skywalker does. Why? That big ugly battle scar on the side of his face, proudly he wears. Let the medical droids heal it he would not. (A big weirdo he is.) If these "hickies" in battle he got, hide them, why would he?

And always when around I am, they whisper. Not polite, that is! Like to be in on their little jokes, I would too! Always giggling they are. Talking about me are they? Be not they better! Afraid to administer wedgies with the Force, I am not!

Finally completed his story, The Death of Shawneetown, my stupid intern has. That's why so late this post is! Hey, on your own time do that, Stupid Intern! Write for your blog on the time we don't pay you for, do not!
Anyway, on his Bill Johnson's Fiction blog, it is.

Comments on "Going On What Is?!"


Anonymous Alasseo said ... (7:10 AM) : 

Ah, Yoda, for someone who has lived for nine hundred years, you can be fairly naive at times.
Perhaps you should ask Shaquanda about these "hickies". It may save some people an awful lot of trouble and surprise later...

Still, I doubt they are making jokes about you behind your back; although it may be an idea to give them both Force wedgies anyway. It may even give them something to do...


Blogger jedisiri said ... (7:27 AM) : 

oh you will not be interested of THEIR jokes, master yoda.shaquanda's better for you.


Blogger Han Solo said ... (8:42 AM) : 

Wait, you don't have to pay interns?

I'll have to get me a couple of those.

Sexy ones, yeah...


Blogger Master Yoda said ... (9:50 AM) : 

Captain Solo,

If a sexy intern you seek, use the agency I did do not!

Only goofy-looking interns they have.


Anonymous The Jedi Princess said ... (10:08 AM) : 

Yoda, you should ask Shaquanda about this.


Anonymous hc_godess said ... (10:09 AM) : 

You may want to separate those two, Master. Only bad things can come of it. I sense much trouble for the Jedi should those two be allowed to give each other "war wounds" like that.


Blogger Anakin Skywalker said ... (10:26 AM) : 

Stop gettin all up in my grill, Y-dawg. Me and the Senator have a totally professional relationship, yo. She just needs protection from, you know, those punks at the mall.

And the hickies... those aren't hickies, yo. I keep getting bitten by the mosquitos that live in your swampy room, an bug bites don't look half as illin' as battle scars.


Blogger flu said ... (11:30 AM) : 

I've noticed some odd things regarding them, too, Master Yoda.

Perhaps they're siblings?

Maybe he's been cleaning her place and had a mishap with her vacuum cleaner...thus explaining his hickys?

Oh, and would you be willing to do me a favor? Check your e-mail.


Blogger ninjanun said ... (12:53 PM) : 

Well, they're definitely acting like a bunch of jr. high goofballs in puppy love. They're probably whispering lines from a bad spanish soap opera in each other's ears.

Perhaps you can get Shaquanda to straighten them out?


Blogger Obi Wan Kenobi said ... (5:15 PM) : 

*mumbles something incomprehensible*




Blogger Master Yoda said ... (8:29 PM) : 

What, Kenobi?! What it is?!

Come on! Tell me!

So funny what is?! What it is?!

Ok, fine! Time for the pressure washer again it is, I see.


Blogger Captain Typho said ... (12:10 AM) : 

Master Yoda, as the senator's head of security I can assure you that nothing unprofessional is going on in Padme's apartment. I would certainly remember.

At least I think I would...

(scratching my head)


Anonymous john said ... (12:15 AM) : 

Ahhh... to be young, and in love, and completely out of touch with reality. Sigh.


Blogger Barriss Offee said ... (9:32 AM) : 

Yeah right, Anakin, next time try telling him they're curling iron burns-that would be more believable.


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