Going On What Is?!

Going on with Young Skywalker and Senator Amidala, what is? Asks to be escorted on official business by him a lot, she does. Evidently, in the mall, a lot of official Republic business takes place. And at the movies. And at the beach. And at her apartment late at night. Need to be escorted to her own apartment, why does she? Also, always with these strange little bruises on his neck he comes back. "Hickies" Kenobi called them once. Tries to hide them Young Skywalker does. Why? That big ugly battle scar on the side of his face, proudly he wears. Let the medical droids heal it he would not. (A big weirdo he is.) If these "hickies" in battle he got, hide them, why would he? And always when around I am, they whisper. Not polite, that is! Like to be in on their little jokes, I would too! Always giggling they are. Talking about me are they? Be not they better! Afraid to administer wedgies with the Force, I am not! ________________________ Finally completed his story, The Death of Shawneetown, my stupid intern has. That's why so late this post is! Hey, on your own time do that, Stupid Intern! Write for your blog on the time we don't pay you for, do not! Anyway, on his Bill Johnson's Fiction blog, it is.