Thursday, July 14, 2005

More Wookie Trouble.

In town again, Chewbacca is, and of course, staying at the Jedi Temple he is. Always problems this causes. Now a new problem there is. Get him to stop drinking from the toilet I cannot. Gross that is!

Plenty of drinks in the fridge we have. Even his favorite - Mountain Berry Kool-Aid we have. But stop his potty-slurping he will not!

Maybe that thing our cleaning service puts in the toilet that turns the water blue, it is. The same color of the Kool-Aid he likes, it is. But surely, taste the difference he can.

Tried smacking him with a rolled-up newspaper and yelling, "No! Bad Wookie!" several times, I have. But do this to a Wookie only so many times you can before your arm you lose!

Frustrating this is, because just broken Kenobi of this habit, we have.

Hard to clean while here Chewbacca stays it is, too. Much hair on the carpet he leaves, but vacuum I can not, because afraid of the vacuum cleaner he is. The last time the Hoover I turned on, "Mbaaaaaaaaaaarr!" he yelled, and the vacuum cleaner he smashed.

Oh well, at least off the furniture he keeps now.

Comments on "More Wookie Trouble."

 

Blogger Tahl said ... (3:51 AM) : 

Kool Aid pretty much tastes like whatever color it is. Mountain Dew Code Red tastes exactly the same as red Kool Aid. Why should toilet water be any different? Perhaps cleaning up the wookiee fur should be Anakin's punsihment for calling you a monkey.

 

Blogger jedisiri said ... (10:32 AM) : 

yeah,let shaquanda meet him and have a meal or what...

 

Blogger Anakin Skywalker said ... (10:37 AM) : 

I'm allergic to wookie fur, yo. Or sumthin... maybe I'm allergic to cleaning. I dunno. Whatevs.

 

Blogger Leia said ... (11:31 AM) : 

Well that's just sick. If he likes the toilet so much, get him one of these

 

Blogger Barriss Offee said ... (11:34 AM) : 

Try putting the lids down. Frodo keeps falling in, and I have to keep giving him a bath, and now my arms are all scratched up!

 

Blogger flu said ... (12:46 PM) : 

Hmmmm....pouring jalapeno pepper juice into the bowl should break the drinking habit.

As for the fur, I dunno....could you force shave him or something?...wrap him in cellophane?...brush him out really, really good?

 

Blogger Draco-7 said ... (1:09 PM) : 

Maybe toilet water gives wookies some kind of immunisation against some wookie disease. Just a thought.

 

Blogger ninjanun said ... (1:53 PM) : 

At least he's too big to fall in. Trailing Wet Wookie around the place is hard to clean up after.

 

Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said ... (2:43 PM) : 

I don't think you can take him to dinner parties.

 

Blogger trinamick said ... (5:19 PM) : 

I've found that squirting my cat with water keeps him off the couch. But he's not as big as Chewy, so attempt it at your own risk.

 

Anonymous John said ... (10:28 PM) : 

Trinamick, you'd need a fire hose to squirt a wookie. Not just for volume of water, but probably also so that you could do it from a safe distance. Master Yoda, perhaps you could rig up a padlock on the toilet. That would not only keep Chewy from drinking out of it, but it would also help you to discipline Anakin. Just imagine... "Your room you will clean now?" "Later, Y-dog, right now I gots ta go!" "Clean first you must, the unlock the toilet I will." You could really turn a system like that to your advantage.

 

Anonymous Byron Bay Jedi said ... (6:17 AM) : 

Make sure he does not use the swimming pool, you must.

Or pay for someone to unclog the filter from all the fur, you will have to.

Quite costly, it gets.

Hard to imagine, the size of his ltter tray when you were housebreaking him, it is!

 

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