Out of Shape, Kenobi Is
|Out of shape Kenobi is. Taken their toll, all those years of alcohol and Cheeto abuse have. His annual Jedi physical exam, he passed not.|
Surprised I am not. Every time, when from a mission they return, about how Kenobi's butt Young Skywalker saved again, I have to hear. Getting old it is. Last time, Kenobi I asked, "The master here, who is?"
Now, on a strict training exercise regimen I have him. Get him back into shape I will. But motivation he needs, otherwise slack off he will. A lazy bum he is.
This I do because like a son to me Kenobi is. A lot about him, I care. Only what's best for him I want. I know that much about him I complain. But deep down, a special place in my heart he has.
Why this is that developed a special motivational technique just for him I have. See for yourself how I help him you can:
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"Faster, Kenobi, faster."
I hope that the effort I am making, he appreciates.
***Special thanks to Padawan Valerie for the pic!