Out of Shape, Kenobi Is

Out of shape Kenobi is. Taken their toll, all those years of alcohol and Cheeto abuse have. His annual Jedi physical exam, he passed not. Surprised I am not. Every time, when from a mission they return, about how Kenobi's butt Young Skywalker saved again, I have to hear. Getting old it is. Last time, Kenobi I asked, "The master here, who is?" Now, on a strict training exercise regimen I have him. Get him back into shape I will. But motivation he needs, otherwise slack off he will. A lazy bum he is. This I do because like a son to me Kenobi is. A lot about him, I care. Only what's best for him I want. I know that much about him I complain. But deep down, a special place in my heart he has. Why this is that developed a special motivational technique just for him I have. See for yourself how I help him you can: [Scroll down you must] "Faster, Kenobi, faster." I hope that the effort I am making, he appreciates. ***Special thanks to Padawan Valerie for the pic!