Monday, July 18, 2005

Missing One Board

Funny this is not. Steal my board who did? A 2" x 4" board I keep. Very important it is. Across the toilet seat I lay it. From falling in it keeps me.

Like falling in, I do not! All wet and icky I get. Even more tragic it is if someone flushes! Still recovering from the last time that happened I am.

Also, stolen my rubber ducky, someone has. Take a proper bubblebath without my rubber ducky, how can I?!

Asked all the Jedi I have. Of course, deny it, they all do. Maybe covering for someone some are.

Fine! Revoked, cookie priveleges for the entire Order will be until forward someone comes and responsibility they take! Hmph!

Comments on "Missing One Board"


Blogger jedisiri said ... (1:33 AM) : 

mmm...rubber ducky?then it must be master windu!


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (2:04 AM) : 



Blogger Chancellor Palpatine said ... (9:21 AM) : 

Master Yoda,

You realize that if you revoke their cookie privilges that they will go elsewhere to find them? Seeing as how Sith, Inc. has a cookie monopoly on Coruscant, I can see Jedi flocking to the dark si.. er, um.. Oreo side very soon.


Anonymous hc_godess said ... (9:23 AM) : 

I'd check out Anakin for the board and Windu for the rubber ducky, Yoda. Always 2 thieves there are, no more, no less. A Master and an Apprentice.


Blogger War Eagle said ... (9:37 AM) : 

Between u and Jean Luc I am sure to get a laugh. Very Funny again. Jean-Luc's post today is brillant.


Blogger Leia said ... (11:11 AM) : 

You've been flushed down the toilet? What was it like?


Blogger Anakin Skywalker said ... (11:13 AM) : 

WHACK! That is SO whack, dawg. Cookies keep me from goin to the bleak blackness of the dark side, yo. I mean, if you don't want the Chosen One bustin a cap, then the whole cookie thing better be reversed, cause shuh, seriously, man.

And I didn't jack your board, yo. First off, you been sittin on it. Second, I got a lightsaber. What the spit do I need a 2x4 for?


Blogger ninjanun said ... (11:15 AM) : 

I think Anakin took your ducky. After all, he's the one wearing spiderman underpants.

Maybe Kenobi took your 2x4 for some redneck purpose?


Anonymous bellringr said ... (11:46 AM) : 

Why don't you have your new jedi interrogate everyone? I have the feeling she'd be very persuasive. ;)


Blogger Holy Mother Eph said ... (1:04 PM) : should get yourself one of those little potty-training toilets. They are just your size, plus you can keep it in your bedroom right next to your bed. You won't have to wait in line for the bathroom, either, which can be a problem when it's been Windu's turn to cook. Still, you need to find out who is stealing. I happen to know that Dooku has stolen things from me.


Blogger mr. schprock said ... (1:31 PM) : 

Might I suggest asking Shaquanda to get to the bottom of this? She's a sister with BS-piercing vision. If you ask me, Shaquanda's the true Chosen One.


Blogger Draco-7 said ... (1:34 PM) : 

Noooooooo! The rubber ducky thieves are everywhere! Poor Jimmy...*sob*. And evil board snatchers! Nooo!


Blogger flu said ... (4:58 PM) : 

Master Yoda, why not simply float above the bowl?

...or is your concentration stretched too thin at such times?


Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said ... (5:37 PM) : 

They are all out to get you. Trust no one.


Blogger Barriss Offee said ... (5:53 PM) : 

If you outlaw cookies, out outlaws will have cookies.

(Psst-I have oreos hidden in my room!)


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