Missing One Board
|Funny this is not. Steal my board who did? A 2" x 4" board I keep. Very important it is. Across the toilet seat I lay it. From falling in it keeps me. |
Like falling in, I do not! All wet and icky I get. Even more tragic it is if someone flushes! Still recovering from the last time that happened I am.
Also, stolen my rubber ducky, someone has. Take a proper bubblebath without my rubber ducky, how can I?!
Asked all the Jedi I have. Of course, deny it, they all do. Maybe covering for someone some are.
Fine! Revoked, cookie priveleges for the entire Order will be until forward someone comes and responsibility they take! Hmph!