Ask Yoda

Share with you more of my wisdom I will. Realize how fortunate you are, do you? Anyway, answer some of your questions here I will: Actual Email: Dear Master Yoda, i've been interested in this girl for months now. I think she has feelings for me, but I can't be sure. How do you know when a girl is interested in you? -Clueless Youngling Answer: Dear Clueless: Among my people, when interested in you a female is, perform a mating dance she will. Hop on one foot in a circle around you while trying to sniff your ears, does this girl? If so, a sure sign she likes you that is. Another Actual Email: Master Yoda, Does Chewbacca have nipples? If so, whats he doin with nipples? -Jess Answer: Jess, Counciling you need. Recommend a good therapist I can. A cry for help this email is. From Your Comments: JawaJuice - Master Yoda...can Jawas become a Jedi? Answer - An equal opportunity employer, the Jedi Council is, especially since the lawsuit. WookieHobbit - Master Yoda, what did you look like when you were young? Answer - See what do to you, hard living and drinking will? Have questions for Yoda do you? If so, email me or leave them in the comments you can. Use your question I may not. Respond to your email I may not. And please, family-friendly your comments keep.