Monday, August 01, 2005

Maintaining the Busy Jedi Lifestyle

Short stubby legs I have. Trouble getting around this causes. Especially difficult to get around a big place like the Jedi temple it is. A week to get from my quarters to the Council chamber it would take me, if forced to walk I was.

So been using this hover chair I have:
































Very useful it is. Still, not quite useful enough it is. You see, a very busy Jedi I am. Afford many interruptions I cannot. On my ability to manage my time, the fate of the Republic rests. So, why that is that considering using this product I am:























The PooperScooter it is called. Have to make so many "pit stops" I would not. Hmm, yes, very useful it would be. One in my size they make, I hope. Want to ride around on my plank all day, I would not.

Comments on "Maintaining the Busy Jedi Lifestyle"

 

Blogger jedisiri said ... (2:38 AM) : 

oh that is cute but isn't that easily crashed?

 

Blogger Draco-7 said ... (6:53 AM) : 

yay! old peoplemobile crossed with a toilet to make the toilet mobile! it would suit you, Yoda

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (7:29 AM) : 

I can imagine few Jedi would want to be near you while you are on it...

 

Blogger Lady said ... (8:35 AM) : 

hey, how do you flush it?

 

Blogger jedisiri said ... (9:38 AM) : 

yeah i wonder if there is someone under the bike and err i can't think it anymore...

 

Blogger Master Yoda said ... (9:50 AM) : 

Anne,

Just say let us, that a constant source of fuel it has. Firm believers in recycling the manufacturers are.

 

Anonymous Coruscant social services said ... (9:58 AM) : 

Master Yoda,
What can be said of so dedicated a worker, who would stay with his job for over 800 years? We at the coruscant social services admire that certainly, but from this arises a problem, your penision. It holds the guiness book of galactic records title for bigest pension, and last tallied it was over 5 trillion. Needless to say, this causes quite a few problems. 1. It is taking up all of our account space, soon it wil dwarf even single planets in mass. 2. Because of this, we have been getting even increasing random audits by coruscant tax services, something about palpatine getting his room re-done. 3. Unless you do retire, we will have to break up your penison and distribute it to several different planetary banks to stop it from colapsing into a miniature black hole.
As you can see, these problems are considerable, and coruscant social services must ask for your retirement.
Coruscant Social Services

P.S. master yoda, did you know you were reciving pay?

 

Blogger Leia said ... (12:08 PM) : 

Wouldn't it just be cheaper if you pooped on the ground?

 

Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said ... (12:26 PM) : 

Yoda, you seem to be getting very anally expulsive, you are always commenting about your movements and bragging about leaving "presents" here or there. Perhaps you should talk to someone about this...

 

Blogger trinamick said ... (2:21 PM) : 

I think it would be an excellent investment. I hear the deluxe model comes with a drink holder and reading material.

 

Blogger Superhero Bob said ... (2:35 PM) : 

I saw something like this on that one home makeover show...Ty Henderson was in the hospital having his appendix out and the crew sent him a video to show how they were progressing and one clip was of "toilet scooter" racing.

Still I think it would be very undignified for someone of your age and rank, Master Yoda.

 

Anonymous hc_godess said ... (2:36 PM) : 

Umm... Master... won't you have to ride around with your pants off or your robe hiked up to your waist?

Get the model without the toliet. That's my advice.

 

Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said ... (2:55 PM) : 

So you have a licence to use that hover chair? If not, what will you do if the authorities find out?

 

Blogger Aayla Secura said ... (4:35 PM) : 

That looks rather useful..my aunt Agatha might like one of those.

 

Blogger flu said ... (4:40 PM) : 

I'd hate to experience the sounds and scents of the exhaust system on that contraption.

 

Blogger Oola said ... (5:15 PM) : 

will you consider me NOW?

 

Blogger flu said ... (6:02 PM) : 

Oola, this may not be the proper context...are you asking Master Yoda to consider using you as his port-a-potty on wheels?

Odd, but whatever floats your boat, I guess...

 

Blogger Oola said ... (8:41 PM) : 

*rolls eyes* VERY funny,fluke. I think yoda knows what im talking about!

 

Blogger Anakin Skywalker said ... (8:57 PM) : 

Pad your board, yo. But for serious... I dont wanna be watchin you do your bizness while you be lecturin me or whatevs.

 

Blogger Mace Windu said ... (1:39 AM) : 

Yoda how can you drive and pee at the same time Unless you drive backwards?

 

Blogger Mace Windu said ... (1:40 AM) : 

but now you have to carry toilet paper in your purse and where does it all go when you flush it?

 

Blogger Jedi Amanda said ... (2:03 AM) : 

ewww...

 

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