A Cold I Have

Developed a cold I have. At first, puzzled by this I was as very careful I am. But then clear it became. "Kenobi! I cold you had this week! Now Kenobi cooties I have! Been putting your lips on the water fountain again have you?" "No." "Lying to me are you?" "Yes." "Kenobi, told you how many times have I that put your lips on the water fountain you must not?" "Well, I ain't counted. Let me see here. There was that there time last Tuesday right before supper, then that there time last Tuesday after supper. Let me see, that's two times. Ok, then there was..." "Kenobi! A rhetorical question that was." "I told you over and over - I cain't speak Rhetorical!" "Kenobi, your sleeve let me see." "Uh, ok, here." Snnnnnnnnk!!!! Honk! "You just blew your nose on my sleeve!" "Hmm. Yes. The truth you speak." "What am I gonna use to blow my nose on, now?" "Thought of that you should have before your lips on the water fountain you put! Hmph!" Difficult, being the only responsible one around here, it is.