Friday, December 02, 2005

Noise Pollution In the Jedi Temple


Too noisy around here it is. Some peace and quiet I need. In the next room, chatting on the phone with Senator Amidala, Windu is. Talking about nothing important they are. Swapping skin-care tips and trading gossip they are. Almost like "girlfriends" they have become. Weirding me out, it is.

In another room, watching wrestling while listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd, Kenobi is. Yelling loudly at the TV he is, "Get up, Booker T! You can do it! Watch out for that feller behind you with the chair! Oh no! How could you miss that, Ref?! Why'd ya let that other feller distract ya? Didn't ya see the guy with the chair?!"

Better than to play his music loud enough for me to hear, Young Skywalker knows now. Instead, rapping to himself he is:

"Yo I'm the Chosen One
Best of all Jedis
I'm the Chosen One
Try me on for size
I'm the Chosen One
You can feast your eyes
I'm the Chosen One
Better recognize
wicky wicky wicky wicky wicky"

So annoying it would not be if make the "wicky wicky wicky" sound he did not.

Going to have to take drastic measures just to get some peace and quiet I am.

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Some confusion about the T-shirt store there was. Written above the ad, "Sold Out I Have" my Stupid Intern had. Meant that sold out of T-shirts I had that did not! A stupid joke by my Stupid Intern that was. That sold out to commercialism I had he meant. Stupid Intern!

Anyway, plenty of T-shirts there are.

Comments on "Noise Pollution In the Jedi Temple"

 

Blogger Darklord said ... (4:50 AM) : 

I would've thought that Kenobi was more of an Undertaker fan...

 

Blogger Darklord said ... (4:50 AM) : 

I would've thought that Kenobi was more of an Undertaker fan...

 

Blogger Darklord said ... (4:50 AM) : 

I would've thought that Kenobi was more of an Undertaker fan...

 

Blogger Darklord said ... (4:50 AM) : 

I would've thought that Kenobi was more of an Undertaker fan...

 

Blogger Darklord said ... (4:50 AM) : 

I would've thought that Kenobi was more of an Undertaker fan...

 

Blogger Darklord said ... (4:50 AM) : 

I would've thought that Kenobi was more of an Undertaker fan...

 

Blogger Darklord said ... (4:50 AM) : 

I would've thought that Kenobi was more of an Undertaker fan...

 

Blogger Jabafatboy said ... (8:31 AM) : 

Try staying in a bldg during a Waxilite party with 16 screemin female Hutts with way to many credits & WAY TO MUCH TIME . Not enough aldarian brandy to fix that.

 

Blogger JawaJuice said ... (11:13 AM) : 

Perhaps you need a small vacation?
When was the last time you took a trip to Dagobah to check up on your little hut?
Is it still in good condition? Are you renting it out or is it free for a quiet weekend?

 

Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said ... (11:44 AM) : 

What is darklors trying to do? Take up all the Comment spaces?

 

Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said ... (12:13 PM) : 

As far as comments go, I firmly believe in quality over quantity.

 

Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said ... (12:14 PM) : 

As far as comments go, I firmly believe in quality over quantity.

 

Blogger Master Yoda said ... (1:53 PM) : 

Perhaps in case get the point the first time we did not, Darklord did that.

Perhaps repetition for emphasis that is.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (3:46 PM) : 

How do you type with boxing gloves on?

 

Blogger Obi-Wan Kenobi said ... (8:58 PM) : 

The Kenobinator can punch botha 'em down!

 

Blogger Professor Xavier said ... (10:02 PM) : 

So wait, you're sold out of T-Shirts?

 

Blogger Jason said ... (10:19 PM) : 

I say yu play your dolly cds through the temple sound system master :-D

 

Blogger Master Yoda said ... (10:25 PM) : 

Professor Xavier,

Sold out of T-shirts I am not! The way rumors start that is!

 

Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said ... (8:52 PM) : 

I guess Porky Pig's Syndrome the have! Repetition is their signal.
And that's that's that's all all all folks!

 

Blogger flu said ... (10:16 AM) : 

I would've thought that Kenobi was more of an Undertaker fan...

 

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