All The Wrong Places My Hair Grows

All the wrong places my hair grows. In my ears it grows. On my knuckles it grows. On my back it grows. In my nose it grows. But grow on top of my head it will not! Be so bad, being bald would not, if tease me my hair would not. Grow very thickly out of my face and everywhere but my scalp, it will. Every day I shave, still a shadow I get by five o'clock. My tweesers I get out and constantly plucking I am. Very painful it is. But back the next day, my nose hairs are, just hanging down and flapping in the wind they are. Taunting me, my hair is! Saying to me it is, "Ha, ha! Grow everywhere except where you want me to grow, I will! Ha ha!" Stupid hair! Maybe just take a bath in Nair I will. A lesson that will teach it! Hmph! ********* Added a new design and some new products to my online store I have. The North American store that is. Coming soon to the European store those products are. Checked out my T-shirt store have you? Click the banner on the left you must!