Master Yoda's T-Shirt Store Grand Opening
|Update, the Sequel: added now, a mousepad is.|
Update: working now, the banner link and the link below it is.
Noticed the new banner on the left, have you? Opened an online t-shirt store I have. What?! Every day with a new post I entertain you! Buy a t-shirt from me you can not? Too much to ask that is?
A bantha I have to feed now. Know how many pounds of Purina Bantha Chow he goes through every day, do you? And expensive, his Prozac is too. So with every t-shirt you buy, helping to feed a poor bantha you are - a poor, blind, farty bantha with a nervous disorder. Want him to starve, do you?
Ok, another reason that selling t-shirts I am, there is. To buy an annual Dollywood pass I want. Maybe this you remember, but a few months ago, stolen my wallet was. In my wallet, my Dollywood annual pass was. Cheap, the passes are not!
Besides, helped me to fulfill my dream of retiring on Adsense, you have not! Very selfish of you that is. (A solicitation to click the Adsense ads that is not.)
So this online store I set up. Ok, my Stupid Intern who set it up it was. But only do what I tell him, he does. So the credit I get. To beat him extra hard to do this, I had to. Exhausting that was.
All kinds of t-shirts, plus coffee mugs, clocks, mousepads, and other items there are. For now, only two designs there are, but coming soon more are.
Note to European customers: A separate site for you there is (see link below banner). Have to pay international shipping rates you will not if that site you use. Sorry, available no Asian or Latin American stores are. But buy at one of the other stores you still can.
In other news, setting up a poll where choose the top 10 posts out of my posts numbers 101-200 you can, very soon I will be. Ok, ok! Doing it my Stupid Intern will be! But just talk about that did we not?