The Great Cereal War
|A fight between Kenobi and Harvey the Youngling I had to break up today. "Throwing down", as Young Skywalker would say, pretty hard they were. Surprisingly, holding his own pretty well against Kenobi, Harvey was. Actually, surprising that is not. Young Skywalker come running in to rescue Kenobi, I half-expected to see.|
Knocked over, the kitchen table was. Wide open one of the cereal boxes was torn. All over the floor, cereal was. Ripped their robes were, and all over each other, they had dumped their cereal bowels, milk and all.
Pulling each other's hair they were. Then, Kenobi's hand Harvey bit.
"AAAAAAAAH!" Kenobi yelled.
"Let go!" yelling Harvey was, "It's mine!"
"You let go!" Kenobi yelled back, "I saw it first!"
Massive Force-wedgies I gave both of them. Stop fighting this made them. "Boys! Fighting why are you?"
"He started it!" Kenobi said.
"That's a lie!" Harvey yelled.
"Enough!" I said, "What about, the fight was?"
"I dug the toy out of the box of Wookiee Crisp, so it's mine!" Harvey said, "But Master Obi-wan said it was his even though I'm the one who dug it out. Then he tried to take it from me, so I wouldn't let him, then he pushed me and I pushed him back then I dumped my bowl of cereal on him, 'cause he wouldn't stop, then he dumped his bowl of cereal on me and he tried to grab the toy again but I wouldn't let him have it then the table knocked over and..."
"Ok, ok, Harvey. Take a breath you must."
"Liar!" Kenobi yelled, "I been waitin weeks for that Wonder Wookiee decoder ring and everybody knows it! I called dibs on it a long time ago!"
"Did not!" Harvey said.
"Did too!" Kenobi's clever comeback was.
"Kenobi!" I said, "A grown man you are! Ashamed of yourself you should be! Give the toy to Harvey you will. And clean up this mess right now, both of you will!"
"But that ain't fair!"
"'Now' I said!"
"Thanks, Master Yoda," Harvey said.
"Thank me do not. Punished for fighting, you both will be."
"Aw, man!" Harvey said, "Um, Master Yoda?"
"Well, me and Master Obi-wan were wonderin - did they pay you when they put your picture on the Lucky Charms box?"
"It that is!" I said, "Get the toy no one does!"
Take only so much I can.