|Today, the planet Alderaan, the Separatists' droid army attacked. To help stop their invasion, Windu and I went. Going well it was. Smiting down droids left and right I was. "The Zone" I was in - the "Smiting Zone".|
But then, over to me Windu yelled, "Yoda, you take the left flank, I'll take the right."
Know what that means, Windu does not. In a movie he heard that. Anyway, to respond I turned and...
"AAAAAAAAAH!!" I yelled, "My eyes! My eyes! Blind I am!"
The first rule of Jedi combat I forgot - ever look directly at Windu's head on a sunny day you must not. That rule, every Youngling knows. Believe that I forgot that, I can not. But the price for it I paid. Now, blind I was and surrounded by droids I was!
Trying to depend on the Force I was so that keep myself from being shot I could. Swinging my lightsaber all over, deflecting blaster shot after blaster shot I was. But depend solely on the Force, a Jedi can not.
"Ow! Watch where you're swinging that thing!" Windu say, I heard. Come to help me he had. Ever thought that relieved to hear Windu's voice I would be, I did not.
Returned by the time we got back to the Jedi Temple, my sight had. Still, sore my eyes were. The council decided that wear a hat during combat, Windu must from now on. At first, happy about that he was not. Then, into it he got, especially after I told him that have to wear my John Deere cap he would not. Instead, what he chose, this was:
"No, Windu," I said, "A good look for you that is not."
"Why?! I'm trying to express my inner self. Maybe you just can't deal with that!"
"A pimp, your inner self is?"
"I can't talk to you!" Windu said then off in another little hissy fit he stormed.
Sometimes I think from himself, Windu needs saving.