Interesting But Little Known Facts

A little known fact this is: give yourself a Force wedgie you can not. This I know because tried it I have. (Doing research I was! Weird I am not!) Like trying to tickle yourself it is, because do it you can not. Full of useful little nuggets of knowledge like that, my brain is. Share some of those nuggets with you now, I will. Even charge you for it I will not. Truly fortunate you are. Almost jealous of you I am. Here goes: Other Little Known Facts A very hollow sound Kenobi's head makes when a good smack you give it. Illegal to light a match near a farty bantha it is. The record for the largest quilt made entirely of navel lint (12' x 9'), Eileen Hufnagle of Rockport, Indiana holds. (Maybe next year, Kenobi.) Current law requires that disposed of by a government Hazmat (hazardous materials) team, Young Skywalkers' old shoes must be. Smell 80 different odors that humans can not, Wookiees can. Created by Wookiees themselves, 79 of those odors are. The first person to introduce Tofurkey to the Americas, a Pilgrim named John Henry Sadist was. Promptly beaten to death by the other Pilgrims he was. Interchangeable, scalp wax and ear wax are not. But if sneaky you are, know the difference until too late it is, Windu will not. Dolly Parton's real phone number, that number written on the McBurgerland's men's room wall is not! Take my word for it you can. Until legally changed he had it, "Wiggles" the "W" in George W Bush stood for. I know, grateful you must be now. Very enlightened you have become. Welcome you are.