A Pigsty This Place Is
|Away on vacation, the Temple cleaning staff has been. Have their work cut for them when they get back, they will.|
Impossible to get Kenobi to clean up after himself it is. Even when a little he cleans, all wrong he does it.
"Kenobi, sweep the kitchen floor like I told you, did you?"
"Yep. Sure did."
At that moment, a lump under one of the throw rugs I noticed. The rug I lifted up.
"Kenobi! Told you how many times have I that just sweep the dirt under the rug you can not?"
"But I seen Bugs Bunny do it lotsa times!"
To clean the bathroom, Windu volunteered. Turn out well that did not. To clean the mirror, the first thing he did was. Four hours later, still cleaning the mirror he was. Probably keep cleaning off the smudge marks from him kissing it, he had to.
Young Skywalker to do the laundry, I sent. A mistake that was. "Young Skywalker, remember to separate the colors and whites, did you?"
"Check it, I ain't into all that segregatin' hatin', yo. That was all outlawed and stuff a long time ago!"
"No, Young Skywalker, nothing like that this..."
"And why you got to be a hater like 'at, anyway, Y? You some kinda laundry racist, yo?"
"What?! No! Listen, all wrong you got..."
"I thought you was all enlightened and spit!"
Wait until the cleaning staff gets back I can not!