Thursday, April 20, 2006

Singing, the Fat Lady Is (My Last Post)

Attention first-time visitors to my blog: Kind of sappy, this final post it. Perhaps enjoy the posts in the archive or under "Master Yoda's Greatest Hits", you would.

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Today, meditating about Obi-wan's situation I was. Contemplating I was the years that known him I have. When he was a youngling and showed up at the temple, I remember. Like yesterday it was. There he was, in his stained little wrestling costume, his nose picking. Wait, yesterday that was.

Anyway, in my comfy chair I sat, and some of my Dolly Parton CD's I got out. But, all over my CD's, Cheetos smudges were!

"Obi-wan!" I yelled, "In here get!"

Into the living room he came. "Look, if this is about them Dolly Parton CD's, I can explain..."

"Closer, come."

"Now, hold on..."

"Closer! Down here, lean! Now!"

"Oh, alright, just make it quick."

Around him, I put my arms.

"AAAAAAH!" he yelled, "What you doin'?!"

"Hugging you I am."

"Why? Are you dyin'?"

"No."

"Am I dyin'?"

"No, dying no one is. What family does, this is."

Just then, in Windu ran, "What the heck is goin' on in here?"

"Hugging we are."

"Why? Who's dying?"

"Dying, no one is. Come, hug you too, we will."

"Well, in that case, I am all into that!"

Then, in Young Skywalker came. "Yo, who's dyin'?"

"Join us, Young Skywalker. Hugging, we are."

"Ah, no. I ain't doin' that. You geezers is all messed up now, yo."

"Get over here, Anakin," Obi-wan said, "If I gotta do this, so do you!"

So a group hug, we had.

"We ain't goin' to be doin' this real regular, is we?" Obi-wan said.

"No. Just something I needed to do it was." Playfully I smacked him, "Doofus."

Later, meditating I was. A flash forward to the future, I had. Sometimes, the future, the Force can show you. Sometimes, full of crap, the Force is. Understand what I saw, I did not. But somehow, that alright we would be, I knew.











Like to see what I have seen, would you? Then closer you must come.













No, closer you must come.












Closer!




AAAAAAAAH! Too close that is! Trying to give me a heart attack are you?



















Much better that is. Now, what I have seen, you will see. The voices I have heard you will hear. The smells I have smelled, you will smell. Not that one, though. The burrito I had for lunch that was. Shh! The future:





"Why do I have to carry you to all of your errands? What's this got to do with becoming a Jedi?"

"Quiet! A long way to the post office, it is. As big a whiner as your old man, you are. The pace pick up, or another 'present' in your designer backpack I will leave!"





Hmm, understand it all, I do not. But, more I see.






"Hmm, more snake stew I have cooked. Disgusting it is. Make Young Skywalker eat it, I will. Fun that will be. Sneak off to the Taco Bell around the corner later, I will. A good thing it is that know about the Taco Bell, he does not."













"Hee hee! Been kissing your sister you have. Hee hee!"

"Shut up! I told you, I didn't know she was my sister!"

"Hee hee! Yes, sure. Messed up, you are. Hee hee hee hee!"
















"Hmm, yes. Impressive that is, Young Skywalker. Now, take all of the change that fell out of your pockets, I will. Maybe learn not to fall for this trick next time, you will."













"That boy is our last hope..."

"AAAAAAH! Kenobi! Told you before not to just appear out of nowhere like that, I have! A clean pair of shorts I need now!"



Wait! Even farther I can see...






"A'ight, yo. Who farted?"

"The feller, the smeller is, Young Skywalker."

"I can't believe you guys! Being one with the Force hasn't improved your manners at all!"

"Ha ha! It ain't me, Yo!"

"Lie do not, see through you I can, quite literally! Hee hee!"

"Fuh real, though, I think it was Obs."

"It weren't me. Hey, I recognize that smell."

"Yes, too I recognize it. But impossible that is..."


















"Bob? One with the Force you are? What the - ?"



THE END

Comments on "Singing, the Fat Lady Is (My Last Post)"

 

Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said ... (3:46 AM) : 

So your saying Bob is a lady and was singing? I thought he pooted? I'm confused...I am going to have the read this whole blog from the beginning to see how I missed Bob being a girl...and taking singing lesson.

See you around, my little green friend :)

 

Anonymous Mara said ... (3:47 AM) : 

*weeps*

That was beautiful.

 

Anonymous fan said ... (3:51 AM) : 

..sniff..

Goodbye..

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (5:39 AM) : 

The end..

or is it just starting all over again ;)


you will be missed Master Yoda.

 

Blogger Erifia Apoc said ... (6:14 AM) : 

Sorry to see you go, hope you come back Master Yoda.

 

Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said ... (6:50 AM) : 

You will be sorely missed, I can say.

 

Blogger Jabafatboy said ... (7:44 AM) : 

Man , ya think ya know a feller and then he goes and does somthin like this.

All that huggin and stuff , I dont know !!

Well ya better check in ever now and then, cause yer leavin me an easy target fer Yoda Goadin.

 

Blogger Tommy Tusken said ... (8:29 AM) : 

We killed our therapist cause he called our boss retarded.

 

Blogger Dark Jedi Kriss said ... (10:08 AM) : 

Saving the best for last. Hope to see you soon. Good luck.

 

Blogger Vegeta said ... (10:28 AM) : 

farewell i'll miss this blog

 

Blogger JawaJuice said ... (10:28 AM) : 

Very touching. I hope this means Mace doesn’t have to come over every Friday and hug me any more.





Oh…and pickle!






Sorry. Had to get in one last parting shot!

 

Blogger Vampirella said ... (10:30 AM) : 

sniff sniff sniff... I am not crying because this is yodas last post I am crying because of bob and his pickle problem

 

Blogger Bob the Bantha said ... (10:56 AM) : 

MWAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! phllllbbbbbtttt!!!!

 

Blogger Professor Xavier said ... (11:39 AM) : 

(Raises glass of cognac and pours a generous portion on the floor)

Much love, my little friend.

 

Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said ... (12:24 PM) : 

Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown!

 

Anonymous Bowman said ... (12:41 PM) : 

*cries*

Goodbye Master Yoda.... you better come back some day. Ill miss you :(

 

Blogger Chancellor Palpatine said ... (2:12 PM) : 

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

 

Blogger Chancellor Palpatine said ... (2:13 PM) : 

Master Yoda, good luck being 'one' with the force.

If you happen to run across Darth Plageuis in the 'one with the force' rec room, say hi for me.

Bye!!!

- Palps/Sidious

 

Anonymous Padawan Patty said ... (5:22 PM) : 

All good things must come to an end...

Oh I'm not crying. It's allergies.

Chao

 

Blogger Wedge Antillies said ... (6:34 PM) : 

Wow, what a ride! Hanks for all the wisdom and stuff. Don't forget to stop by and say hello, if you are in the neighborhood.

 

Blogger Jango Fett said ... (8:33 AM) : 

A long adventure to go. Take care my little Green Friend. Try some Jango ADE when it comes out! :)

 

Blogger Barriss Offee said ... (9:36 AM) : 

miss you, I will.

Old friend, take care! :)

 

Blogger Jaina Solo said ... (11:15 AM) : 

Bye Master! I guess it's all over. *sniff* I can hardly believe it.

 

Blogger Helen Louise said ... (12:11 PM) : 

What? You mean to say that's the end?? OK, sorry I didn't comment more and stuff though I did tell all my friends to look at the blog and a couple might have actually done it....

What'll I do without my daily fix of Yoda? You mean it won't be here forever??

Sorry, I'm a little emotional now :)

But thanks. I loved the blog. Keep writing, great talent you have.

 

Blogger Geewhiz said ... (1:12 PM) : 

Hey, Yoda man-

We're all gonna miss you a lot! Time was enjoyable, and your memory will not be lost! You always got a place in our hearts, spirits, minds, souls, etc...

 

Blogger Adi Gallia said ... (5:11 PM) : 

Why must it be over!!!!! why why why!!!!! *sob* *snort* Yoda will live on in our hearts for an eternity.

Or at least for a month or so until we get all mad cause it came to an end. Then we go into denial and start checking everyday for the rest of our lives to see if Master Yoda ever returns.

 

Blogger Nic said ... (11:17 AM) : 

*SNIFF-SNIFF* That was beautiful. Rodney "Can't we all just get along?" King would have been proud!

I shall miss you terribly my little green friend. I do hope you return to these parts again someday. May the Force be with you!

 

Blogger Professor Xavier said ... (3:31 PM) : 

You've had the same post up for four days now. What's going on?

 

Blogger Jason said ... (3:58 PM) : 

*twitches* need...blog...update...*twitch*

 

Blogger flu said ... (5:39 PM) : 

Master Yoda, I think that he who said the rhyme prolly committed the crime this time.

missing you, I am.

 

Blogger Professor Xavier said ... (9:32 PM) : 

You know the fat lady usually sings at the beginning of the opera, too.

 

Blogger jedisiri said ... (4:24 AM) : 

I'll miss you grandpa...*weep*

 

Blogger Count Dooku said ... (7:40 AM) : 

Old boy, you've been a simply smashing fellow over the years, and I wish you well in your future endevours, what?

Nothing personal about the whole Opera show incident.

 

Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said ... (2:47 PM) : 

Don't leave us Master!... or how else are we going to get enlightened?

:(

we'll miss you!

Hope your new beginning will be marked by success

 

Blogger Magneto said ... (8:15 PM) : 

I see through your little plan. This is just a gimmick to break the record for most comments on one post.

 

Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said ... (10:47 AM) : 

hahaha,.. magneto may be right... almost nobody commented in my blog until my "last" post arrived

 

Blogger Norbert Huntington IV said ... (5:52 PM) : 

I am sorry that you have gone, but it has come to my attention that you do owe some credits to the Empire Archives for research time that you requested several month ago.

I will re-send you and invoice.

Good luck on whatever trivial endeavour that you choose to follow.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (7:31 PM) : 

That Darth Vader guy in the links got 919 comments on his last post.
It'll be hard to beat.

Lets do it!

 

Blogger Shaak Ti said ... (7:26 PM) : 

Stupid bantha stunk up my room. Farewell yoda!

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (4:00 PM) : 

oh master, where art thou?

 

Blogger Master Yoda said ... (10:26 PM) : 

Only 879 more comments to go, there is.

 

Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said ... (7:32 AM) : 

Well, if you're gunning for 919 comments, then I refuse to participate.

 

Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said ... (7:32 AM) : 

Refuse, I say!

 

Blogger Clayburn Griffin said ... (2:24 PM) : 

I'm with Jon!

 

Blogger Jason said ... (5:57 PM) : 

same here! btw when the next post gonnabe? >.>

 

Blogger Professor Xavier said ... (9:22 PM) : 

Yeah, me too! I'm not going to be a part of any kind of something like that!

 

Blogger Professor Xavier said ... (9:22 PM) : 

It's totally wrong to just run up the comment's counter just for the sake of running up the counter!

 

Blogger Professor Xavier said ... (9:22 PM) : 

You have to draw a line somewhere!

 

Blogger Professor Xavier said ... (9:23 PM) : 

This isn't Vietnam, you know. There are rules!

 

Blogger Vegeta said ... (12:15 AM) : 

What how dare you?

 

Blogger Vegeta said ... (12:16 AM) : 

To think I would help with bringing up your Comment count

 

Blogger Vegeta said ... (12:16 AM) : 

ridiculous

 

Blogger Vegeta said ... (12:17 AM) : 

Ridicoulus I say!

 

Blogger Son Goku said ... (12:18 AM) : 

Don't mind me just passing through

 

Blogger Trunks said ... (12:19 AM) : 

me too

 

Blogger Mirai Trunks said ... (12:20 AM) : 

me three

 

Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said ... (2:02 PM) : 

Is it just me or does Judge Judy look hot in that chicken suit. She could be my little chicken ho anyday. (name that movie)

 

Anonymous fan said ... (3:06 PM) : 

I am not participating in this stupid "number of comments" competition..

 

Anonymous fan said ... (3:06 PM) : 

no way..

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (3:07 PM) : 

this is silly..

 

Anonymous fan said ... (3:08 PM) : 

by the way, when is this "surprise" coming??? I am here everyday, and still nothing..

 

Blogger Master Yoda said ... (5:32 PM) : 

Fan,

A big deal, this surprise is not. And a long time to put it together, it is taking me! Maybe by next Monday, done it will be.
Make any promises I can not.

 

Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said ... (6:22 PM) : 

Master Yoda ther's a fake Master Yoda posting comments in my blog... ermm.. should I give him force wedgies or send him to Jabba the Hutt so that he could play with Rancor?

 

Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said ... (6:26 PM) : 

there are ssoooooooo many posts to go!
should we sorta spam your blog?

 

Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said ... (6:29 PM) : 

hope you'll be back soon Master

 

Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said ... (6:33 PM) : 

next monday?!

cool!

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (10:16 AM) : 

Is it true that your surprise is that you will teach us the "Force Wedgie" trick?

 

Blogger Nicole said ... (10:55 AM) : 

running up your comments people are. Guess I'm just adding to the number.

 

Blogger Jason said ... (3:07 PM) : 

*eyeshifts* I need my dose of vertically challenged jedi master! Dn't make me give you a REAL wedgie >.>

 

Blogger Mara Jade said ... (5:49 PM) : 

NO i love this blog!!!! i read it almost everyday

 

Blogger Nicole said ... (10:38 PM) : 

lots of comments to go...

 

Blogger Nicole said ... (11:43 AM) : 

you know what I find odd, is that they just post the time the comment was made, they don't include the date.

 

Blogger Professor Xavier said ... (8:18 PM) : 

All I can say is, I hope the surprise has something to do with chocolate. Yum!

 

Blogger padawanbeldapinik said ... (8:27 PM) : 

Master Yoda? Your one of the coolest Jedi's out there! Your spider story was funny! I enjoyed reading it!

May the Force Always be with You!

 

Blogger Mara Jade said ... (2:31 PM) : 

Thats

 

Blogger Mara Jade said ... (2:32 PM) : 

alot

 

Blogger Mara Jade said ... (2:32 PM) : 

of

 

Blogger Mara Jade said ... (2:32 PM) : 

comments

 

Blogger Jason said ... (4:59 PM) : 

ok I am beginning to get tired of all this waiting >.>

I am tempted to stop checking this since it is apparently becoming a lost cause and there has bee no indication of our tiny jedi master returning...bah

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (7:18 AM) : 

The comments on this only seem to be going up slowly :(

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (7:19 AM) : 

Slowly, I tell you!
Go on Yoda, just a few more posts; life isn't the same without you!

 

Blogger Mara Jade said ... (9:24 PM) : 

its monday and theres no surprize!
know i'm sad

 

Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said ... (9:51 PM) : 

Dear sir,

Wow....

 

Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said ... (9:52 PM) : 

I mean wow...

 

Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said ... (9:53 PM) : 

It seems that you have a lot of Friends

 

Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said ... (9:53 PM) : 

Dental for all.

 

Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said ... (9:54 PM) : 

Dr. Polaris...

 

Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said ... (9:54 PM) : 

rules..

 

Blogger Mara Jade said ... (8:51 AM) : 

when's the suprize coming

 

Blogger Master Yoda said ... (12:47 PM) : 

mara jade,

A very long time it is taking My Stupid Intern! So slow he is! Kick him harder, I must.

Hopefully, coming soon it is.

 

Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said ... (12:52 PM) : 

your Intern is spending to much time with his new puppy methinks.

 

Blogger J. Fandango said ... (7:23 PM) : 

NO! YODA CAN'T BE GONE!!!

 

Blogger J. Fandango said ... (7:23 PM) : 

*breaks down uncontrollably sobbing*

 

Blogger Professor Xavier said ... (7:58 PM) : 

Actually, I think I'd rather read Yoda re-tell Star Wars 3. His insights could be very insightful.

 

Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said ... (6:53 AM) : 

Master Yoda "next monday" was two days ago, or do the measure time in a different way in Dagobah?

 

Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said ... (6:53 AM) : 

Hello?

 

Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said ... (6:54 AM) : 

or perhaps we may call Yaddle

 

Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said ... (6:55 AM) : 

I mean a muse for inspiration

 

Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said ... (6:55 AM) : 

or would you prefer E.T?

 

Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said ... (6:56 AM) : 

he he!

just kidding!


waw! 100th comment arrived!

 

Blogger Master Yoda said ... (7:50 AM) : 

Only 820 more comments to go there is.

Dinorider,
Still working on the surprise my Stupid Intern is. Know when it will be done, I do not. But done some time it will be.

 

Anonymous fan said ... (8:31 AM) : 

only 819 comments to go..

 

Anonymous fan said ... (8:32 AM) : 

818..

 

Anonymous fan said ... (8:32 AM) : 

817..

 

Anonymous ilian said ... (8:34 AM) : 

816..

Yes, i have too much free time, that's none of your business..

 

Anonymous fan said ... (8:34 AM) : 

815..

 

Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said ... (4:57 PM) : 

OMG 814?

recruit some commenting-ewoks we should

 

Blogger Magneto said ... (9:01 PM) : 

The comment count is slowing down. Looks like this sweeps week stunt may be played out. Time for the posts to resume!

 

Blogger Nicole said ... (9:53 PM) : 

more comments are needed yep they are

 

Blogger Mara Jade said ... (9:03 AM) : 

811

Man this going to take forever

 

Anonymous fan said ... (10:17 AM) : 

810..
I seriously need to get a life..

 

Blogger Captain Berk said ... (10:06 AM) : 

I'm sure Anakin should look older in that last picture.....

 

Blogger Mara Jade said ... (12:53 PM) : 

808...

 

Blogger Mara Jade said ... (12:54 PM) : 

807..

gees this will drive me crazy

 

Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said ... (7:43 PM) : 

Anakin looked older at one time but Jorge Lew Kas has ruined history once again with his Wayback Machine.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (6:07 AM) : 

that picture is from the remake of the sixth movie, right?

 

Blogger Master Yoda said ... (12:06 AM) : 

Anonymous, correct that is.

Though included Jorge Lew Kas' version, Windu was not.

 

Blogger Mara Jade said ... (2:48 PM) : 

803...

I wish this was over with

 

Blogger Mara Jade said ... (9:40 AM) : 

802...

ni ni ni I just watched monty pyton and the holy grail

 

Blogger Professor Xavier said ... (8:09 PM) : 

*whistles softly to himself*

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (7:26 PM) : 

WAFFLETRACTORvpe

 

Anonymous anonymous2 said ... (10:21 AM) : 

*sits in the corner looking nervously about, obviousy having withdrawl symptoms, but from what...*

 

Anonymous fan said ... (10:39 AM) : 

did you know that the longest word you can type on the first row of the keyboard is..

TYPEWRITER?

 

Anonymous Padawan Patty said ... (11:10 AM) : 

You guys I'm trying to do my homework. Now I have to figure out what is the longest word of the second row.

 

Anonymous anonymous2 said ... (2:21 PM) : 

Good luck to whoever trys to get much of a word off the 3rd row. Any offers, Patty?

 

Blogger Mara Jade said ... (8:45 AM) : 

its impossible to make a word with the 3rd row.

Master Yoda you never made a will. so your dolly parton collection could be destroyed by the Republic agencys

 

Blogger Mara Jade said ... (8:47 AM) : 

795..

 

Blogger Master Yoda said ... (8:48 AM) : 

Young Jade,

Buried with my Dolly Parton items, I plan to be.

 

Anonymous anonymous2 said ... (10:04 AM) : 

I know its impossible - at least in English ... Maybe in some wierd and wonderful language where c is a vowel, then a 3rd row word may be found?
At least Master Yoda is replying now and again. Good to see, his words of wisdom are :)

 

Anonymous fan said ... (10:48 AM) : 

PEANUT BUTTER TIME!

 

Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said ... (9:20 AM) : 

perhaps Chewbacca may use that third row for making a long word!

mxvbncnbvnvxxnmmm!

 

Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said ... (11:33 AM) : 

Ladies and Gents,

I huge respect for Yoda.Dental for
all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

 

Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said ... (11:36 AM) : 

P.S. Play Oblivion on the 360 it is awesome.

Dr.Polaris rules

 

Blogger Dark Jedi Kriss said ... (12:15 AM) : 

I miss the force Wedgies!

 

Blogger Dark Jedi Kriss said ... (12:16 AM) : 

And the pressure washer

 

Blogger Dark Jedi Kriss said ... (12:17 AM) : 

A lot.
What number are we at? I lost count. LOL!

 

Anonymous fan said ... (5:57 AM) : 

we're at 785..

 

Anonymous fan said ... (5:58 AM) : 

nevermind..
it's 784 now..

why are we counting again?

 

Blogger Dark Jedi Kriss said ... (1:24 PM) : 

Cause we can. :-D

 

Anonymous fan said ... (6:15 AM) : 

Ok yoda.. just admit there is no surprise and you're just yacking us around..
It won't harm you if you made another post >:(

 

Blogger Mara Jade said ... (10:51 AM) : 

STILL NO SUPRIZE GOING TO EXPLOAD.........

 

Anonymous Padawan Patty said ... (4:49 PM) : 

Oh I got it!

The longest word on the third row was right in front of us this whole time. I would give you the first clue:

1- Five letter word.

 

Blogger Master Yoda said ... (4:56 PM) : 

Coming a surprise is. When ready it is, announce it on his blog, my Stupid Intern will.

But telling you I am, so great it is not.

 

Blogger Mara Jade said ... (8:33 AM) : 

but master yoda i love surprizes

 

Blogger Dark Jedi Kriss said ... (1:47 PM) : 

Me too!

 

Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said ... (10:36 AM) : 

AAaaa...Sorry I got lost here.

 

Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said ... (10:36 AM) : 

Oohh...Dental for all.

 

Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said ... (10:37 AM) : 

Wait..

Dr.Polaris rules.

 

Blogger Mara Jade said ... (4:36 PM) : 

774..

 

Blogger Mara Jade said ... (4:36 PM) : 

I found a better picture of myself to put up!

773

 

Blogger J. Fandango said ... (10:25 PM) : 

Nice pic!

 

Blogger J. Fandango said ... (10:26 PM) : 

i think i need a new one, this one is getting kinda stale... *shifty eyes*

 

Blogger Jaina Solo said ... (7:50 AM) : 

I haven't visited you in a while... But I don't really have anything to say.... :(

 

Blogger Master Yoda said ... (11:47 AM) : 

Thank you for stopping by anyway, I will!

 

Blogger J. Fandango said ... (7:42 PM) : 

When is the surprise coming???

 

Anonymous fan said ... (6:15 AM) : 

Only 768 comments to go! YAY!

 

Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said ... (7:56 PM) : 

Stopped by to see if you wanted some surplus Quanta Tea? ;-)

 

Blogger Mara Jade said ... (6:07 PM) : 

lots of comments to go

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (10:38 AM) : 

AAHH..
MAN, you've been writing posts every single day for 1 year, it won't kill you to write one more! (or just finish your surprise)

 

Blogger Mara Jade said ... (1:39 PM) : 

suprizes are fun. Is you Intern finshed yet

 

Blogger Mara Jade said ... (1:41 PM) : 

opps i spelled surprize wrong laughs on me

 

Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said ... (12:14 AM) : 

Heelllloooooo....

 

Blogger Master Yoda said ... (11:49 AM) : 

Hola!

Very muli-cultural I am.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (3:13 PM) : 

Zdravei

 

Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said ... (10:46 PM) : 

Hola?

Master Yoda talks spanish too! ^v^
Multicultural?
REALLY Cool!

Master Yoda ist toll! Wir lieben Sie!....
pero no tenemos mucha paciencia...
... combien de commentaires est ce-qu'ils devaient etre?

SOOOOOO many comments are requested!

 

Blogger Yaritza said ... (4:27 PM) : 

today is friday, june 2, 2006

this is a comment

 

Blogger Wedge Antillies said ... (9:46 PM) : 

I don't know why I came back for a visit, but I was bored with studying and your name popped up on my 'faves' list. Now I find you are planning a suprise. Oh goodie!

Please tell your intern to post a note at Dex's place when it happens, cause I sure don't want to miss it.

Thanks, Mr. Yoda.

 

Blogger Jaina Solo said ... (7:01 AM) : 

Ya! Wir lieben Master Yoda! Master Yoda ist zehr lustig aber er ist oft Spät mit Überraschung. Das ist nicht so gut.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (3:27 PM) : 

I hate german.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (4:55 PM) : 

I hate people who hate german

 

Blogger Mara Jade said ... (4:56 PM) : 

How much longer master yoda?

 

Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said ... (5:16 PM) : 

more than what you can imagine!

 

Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said ... (8:01 PM) : 

*Looks left, then right*

Hey,is anybody here?Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

 

Blogger Mara Jade said ... (9:55 AM) : 

lalalalala

 

Blogger JawaJuice said ... (7:59 PM) : 

So....how long can you withstand the humid heat of Dagobah without a Ben and Jerry's on the whole planet?
I would go nuts!

 

Blogger JawaJuice said ... (8:00 PM) : 

I would go hot fudge too...but nuts and whip cream is fine also.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (2:38 PM) : 

i hate people who hate people that hate german

 

Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said ... (8:28 PM) : 

Whu??

 

Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said ... (11:06 AM) : 

Everybody do the chicken dance....What no takers...Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

 

Blogger Jaina Solo said ... (2:05 PM) : 

Sheesh! Stop with all the hating people!
I only mentioned it cause Master Yoda is Very muli-cultural

 

Blogger Master Yoda said ... (9:23 PM) : 

Yes, be a hater do not!

JJ, a deep freeze full of Ben and Jerry's I have here. Secret stashes of Ben and Jerry's I keep all over the galaxy just in case.

 

Blogger Vampirella said ... (10:57 AM) : 

its was a great judge post at LGS woo hoo almost 200 coments

 

Blogger Norbert Huntington IV said ... (7:08 PM) : 

It has com eto my attention that this blog has been un-used for quite some time.

Per Emperial Order 07J/3529-884, subpart U, Inactivity on an Imperical blog shall bot be allowed for more than 127 Imperial-standard days. After that time, the owner of the blog shall eb fined not less than 10 and not more than 100 credits per day for each further day of inactivity. Said credits shall be paid to "The Imperial Archives"

So, Master Yoda, I will be sending you a bill in the very near future.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

 

Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said ... (8:37 PM) : 

Hey Yoda,

Thanks for Judging.Dental for all.


Dr.Polaris rules.

 

Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said ... (7:34 PM) : 

Thanks for voting for me and not holding that whole Order 66 and Jedi slaughter against a lowley clone.

 

Blogger Mara Jade said ... (11:30 PM) : 

this surprize must be nonexistent

 

Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said ... (11:14 AM) : 

187...

 

Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said ... (9:17 PM) : 

Master Yoda, I am participating in the Summer of Compliments and I wanted to let you know that you're blog was (is?) one of the greatest that I've come across. You have been an inspiration to me and many other bloggers. Thank you.

 

Blogger Master Yoda said ... (10:33 PM) : 

Thank you I must, Jon. Kind words those are.

Very entertaining I have found your blog, too.

 

Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said ... (8:57 PM) : 

Hey guys, we are almost at 200

 

Anonymous fan said ... (8:11 AM) : 

O RLY?

 

Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said ... (10:43 PM) : 

Nice

 

Blogger Ace, the Bat Hound. said ... (10:34 AM) : 

193... Wow, this guy has a lot of fans! His profile DOES have ten times as many hits as J'onn's does though...

 

Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said ... (10:51 AM) : 

Master Yoda we miss your enlightened lessons!

... or are you just getting tanned in Palm Dagobeach?

 

Blogger J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter said ... (9:49 PM) : 

HU says there is an update. Where?

 

Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said ... (10:07 AM) : 

I didn't see anything new either.

 

Anonymous Mara said ... (2:58 AM) : 

I miss this blog :(

 

Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said ... (5:52 PM) : 

Master Yoda?


are you still training ghost style?

 

Blogger SichelVH said ... (1:49 PM) : 

Noooo! This is the best blog ever. Say it aing gone...please?

 

Anonymous fan said ... (2:23 PM) : 

200!!!
200
200
200!

Where's the freaking update!!??

 

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