Drunken Wookiee

Another drunk call from Chewbacca I got last night. Stop doing this, he must! My sleep I need. Besides, nothing more pathetic than a drunk Wookie, there is. "Wuarrrrr." "Yes, Chewbacca, 'love you, man' I do too. But 2 am it is..." "Wuarrrrr. Wrrrrrrr. Muaaarrrrrr." "No, know why Senator Amidala doesn't like you 'that way', I do not." "Mrawrrrrr." "Oh, the 'friends just let us be' speech she gave you when out you asked her." "Wooaaarrrr." "Then the 'you it is not me it is' speech she gave. Well, I..." "Wuaaarrrrr?" "Yes, good-looking you are. Sure I am that the reason that is not." "Muaarrrrroooorrrrarrrr." "No, be silly do not. Getting fat you are not." "Muaarrrrrarrrr." "Yes, sure I am that out there, Ms. Right is." "Rrrruuuurrrroooo!" "No! A good idea to call her at this time it would not be. Late it is and drunk you are." "Woarrrrr!" "Yes, drunk you are. Hear it I can. Slurring your words, you are." "Mrrruaaarrrrrr!" "OK, just mean that is. Like you when you are this way, I do not. Going to hang up I am." "Wurrrrrarrrr!" "Well OK, since sorry you are..." "Mwarrrr?" "Yes, how much our friendship means to you I know. No... cry do not. Chewbacca, please, crying stop." Wrong I was when I said that nothing more pathetic that a drunk Wookiee there is. Much more pathetic, a crying drunk Wookiee is. Get caller ID I really, really must.