Ask Yoda

So very fortunate you are. About to share some more of my immense wisdom with you, I am. Ready are you? Perhaps a tight hat you should put on your head so that explode your brain does not. ... Ok it is. Wait for you to get your hat I will. ... Ok, ready is everyone? Then here, answers to some of your questions are: From Your Emails... Brownidlaxlover asks - "We have a star wars club my friends and I do and I wouldn like to get your opinion : Do you think one of us will go bad like Anakin did in Episode 3 revenge of the Sith?" Answer - Know what this "star wars" or "Episode 3" is, I do not. But go bad you and your friends will not as long as in the refrigerator with your lids screwed tight, you stay. Also, make sure to check your expiration dates, you must. mtusken asks - "hi im a relly big fan what spices are you? im humam is it ok to talk like you like this i mean chosen one you are well do you know padme tell her to wite bake you to ok" Answer - Sure what language you are using, I am not. But try to answer some of your questions, I will. Q: 'what spices are you?' A: Made up mostly of Oregano, Thyme, and Sage I am. ... And some Cayenne for zest. Q: 'do you know padme tell her to wite bake you to ok' A: Yes, Senator Amidala I know, but painful, this 'wite baking' sounds. Want her to do that to me, I would not! However, tell her you said 'Hi' I will. j b asks - "Hello, I have a new undrilled 10# bowling ball and bag. Do you have any idea what it is worth?" Answer - On what planet you are on, it depends. For instance, the main form of currency on Planet Caucasia, bowling balls are. Because very big pockets they have, this is. Especially valuable to middle-aged married Caucasian males, bowling balls are. Dorothy K asks - "Did you marry Yaddle?" Answer - A complete lie, that article in the National Inquisitor was! No secret wedding there was. And if getting married I was, have MC Hammer officiate, I would not! And even met Sean Penn I have not, so why make him my best friend, would I? But thank you for giving me the opportunity to clarify this, I must, Dorothy. MeDrewNotYou asks - "The force can help with colds, right?" Answer - Yes, take TheraForce for that cold, you should. TheraForce for Day in the morning and TheraForce for Nights when about to go to sleep you are. After taking either one, attempt to drive or operate heavy machinery you should not. .