Saturday, April 01, 2006

Top 10 Worst Things About Being One of Padmé Amidala's Handmaidens

A few weeks ago in this post, a list of drawbacks to being one of Senator Amidala's Handmaidens, Lt. Cmdr Oneida wrote.

Because very original my Stupid Intern is not, his own list he wrote. So, for your enjoyment, my Stupid Intern's...

Top 10 Worst Things About Being One of Padmé Amidala's Handmaidens

10. The confusion that results from more than one handmaiden using the mirror at the same time.

9. All the cool names that end in "é" are already taken.

8. All of the dirty old Japanese businessmen who try to ask you out.

7. Constantly being confused for a street mime.

6. In full face make-up, you are just one fuzzy red nose away from working in a circus.

5. Your boyfriend keeps using the excuse, "But I thought she was you!"

4. Having to sit in for Amidala every year at the "Sink the Senator" dunk tank at the county fair.

3. You suddenly become Padmé's "food taster" every time the milk in the fridge has lasted past it's expiration date.

2. You tell another handmaiden a secret, followed by "Whatever you do, don't tell Sabé," then realize you had been talking to Sabé the whole time.

1. That creepy Skywalker kid keeps referring to you as part of his "harem".

Think of any more, can you?


Comments on "Top 10 Worst Things About Being One of Padmé Amidala's Handmaidens"


Blogger Son Goku said ... (12:58 AM) : 

Deja vu all over again :-)


Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said ... (1:42 AM) : 

You have to be the dress form for the royal dresser, and by default, become the royal pin cushion.


Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said ... (8:00 AM) : 

Going someplace dangerous? Hey look, you get to be Queen for a Day!


Anonymous Padawan Patty said ... (10:58 AM) : 

I think that it was unfair that they didn't chose me to be one her handmaiden. The reason because I'm too short. Okay so I'm 4 feet 9. I'm still growing, gee.


Anonymous Padawan Patty said ... (11:04 AM) : 

And No! I'm not being a Yoda double again. The pay stinks! I rather work in the sweat shop.


Blogger Jason said ... (12:43 PM) : 

heres another one.

you get accused of fraud if you dont all go in for benefits at the same time.


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (2:14 PM) : 

One of the handmaidens thinks its cool ta be patted on the heiney , and its not you !!


Blogger Professor Xavier said ... (2:40 PM) : 

When it's finally your turn to use the shower, there's never any hot water left.


Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said ... (3:15 PM) : 

You're only asked on a date because you might get Padme's phone number.


Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said ... (5:41 PM) : 

Extra hand-to-hand fighting lessons every time the Queen decides to go to the Big Shoe Sale


Blogger Shannon said ... (12:35 PM) : 

This works both ways, ya know. You have to talk with that silly accent so no one really knows when it's you. You never really know who drank the last of the tequila. And you often get blamed for things you totally did not do. Some handmaidens can, like, really take advantage of that. Being the Queen is no picnic.


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