Top 10 Worst Things About Being One of Padmé Amidala's Handmaidens

A few weeks ago in this post, a list of drawbacks to being one of Senator Amidala's Handmaidens, Lt. Cmdr Oneida wrote. Because very original my Stupid Intern is not, his own list he wrote. So, for your enjoyment, my Stupid Intern's... Top 10 Worst Things About Being One of Padmé Amidala's Handmaidens 10. The confusion that results from more than one handmaiden using the mirror at the same time. 9. All the cool names that end in "é" are already taken. 8. All of the dirty old Japanese businessmen who try to ask you out. 7. Constantly being confused for a street mime. 6. In full face make-up, you are just one fuzzy red nose away from working in a circus. 5. Your boyfriend keeps using the excuse, "But I thought she was you!" 4. Having to sit in for Amidala every year at the "Sink the Senator" dunk tank at the county fair. 3. You suddenly become Padmé's "food taster" every time the milk in the fridge has lasted past it's expiration date. 2. You tell another handmaiden a secret, followed by "Whatever you do, don't tell Sabé," then realize you had been talking to Sabé the whole time. 1. That creepy Skywalker kid keeps referring to you as part of his "harem". Think of any more, can you? .